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"That makes sense!" Reid exclaimed. "You realize he's only really around when something big happens? I'm going to go arrest him." He headed towards the door but his way was blocked by Hotch.
"Reid," Hotch said, " Anderson works here. He's bound to show up on the surveillance tapes. If you watch them, we're probably on them too. Does that mean any of us are the kleptomaniac?"
"Well, of course not but-" Behind Reid, Rossi made an odd noise into his hand.
"All the evidence is circumstantial, Reid." Hotch continued sternly. He knew his team would have to talk to other people but he wanted it done professionally. "Seaver, Prentiss? Maybe you should be the ones who talk to him. Try and keep it light and friendly. Don't take him into a separate room or anything, just make it seem like you were passing by and decided to chat."
"On it." Prentiss replied and Seaver nodded as the two of them left.
"Garcia, I want you to go over the tapes and zoom in to see if you can find Anderson actually taking anything."
"Aye, aye, Captain!" Garcia chirped and followed Seaver and Prentiss.
"Morgan, why don't you take Reid to Dunkin' Donuts and get him some coffee? Under no circumstance is he allowed to approach Anderson." Hotch smirked.
Morgan chuckled. "You got it. Come on, Pretty Boy."
"Nope, you heard; Boss's orders."
The two of them went towards the door and were almost out of the room when Garcia's voice drifted into the room. "THE FUCK!"