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First of the Gang to Die
(#) MCRkilljoy 2011-07-06 03:25:53 PM
ooo i like this
but i do not apprerate you puttin down Ireland. THATS WERE I BLOODY LIVE
anyways
may i kill ur step mother she seems like a rite bitch
and was it her who called mikey ugly cause if she did she must be a lezy (nt that i have anything against them)
Author's response
Lorna was also Irish.She was joking.
And it's a fact that Ireland was very poor in the 1930's after the Rising and civil war.It's not like she's calling Michael Collins a cunt or something. -
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(#) Bitch-Bot 2011-07-06 03:36:55 PM
its ok i love history, probably because of my dad or my amazing history teacher
and btw tell ur step mum that she must be fucking blind and to `get da fuck outta ma house bitch"`
thats what my whole family say to my step nan
also make her replace each and every cd because they have scratches on them (even if they dont, say they do)
yeah, update soon xD -
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(#) AdnarimSmada 2011-07-06 04:46:11 PM
Ah, history. My favorite subject and pastime. So no, I don't mind the historical ranting.
As for the oil joke:
"Ah, clap, clap, clap!"
Moving on. That was a lot less disturbing than the last three chapters I must say. I'm not sure if France is a good idea at this point in history, considering later on in the second world war they tend to become Germany's bitch. (Not that I'm putting down the brave souls in the French Allied forces and resistance.)
As for Gerard killing his brother, I wouldn't classify that as strength. I'd classify it as...evil. Then again what part of the fucked up mafia life isn't evil? Nada. I'm sorry but that still has me shaken.
Can I just say your stepmother sounds like a complete and total bitch. I now understand Jane's broom handle comments a bit more.
Jennifer, Jane, Katherine: Thank you for the birthday wishes, I had a fantastic time in St. Augustine and am now back in Orlando, Florida. As for the MSI ref., I know! I seriously had to fight for over six and a half hours not to scream "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!" :)
-Adnarim Smada
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(#) AdnarimSmada 2011-07-06 05:28:55 PM
Thought this needed it's own space:
HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE SAY MIKEY WAY IS ANYTHING BUT RED FUCKING HOT?! (Wow, I sound like a fan girl. Whatever, fuck it.) THIS IS JUST BEYOND MY REALM OF COMPREHENSION!
That is all.
-Adnarim Smada -
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(#) YourFamousLastWords 2011-07-06 06:35:57 PM
Political jokes are pretty funny.
Gerard's father seems like-wait-IS quite the dick.
Nice twist about the moving part.
I know this review is quite shit, I'm not very good with words. :x -
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(#) FlyingSmoke 2011-07-06 08:35:33 PM
Lorna, I hope your stepmother sits in hell for calling Mikey ugly. I know, that's very rude, BUT NOBODY PUTS MIKEY DOWN. HE'S FECKIN' AWESOME, CERTAINLY MORE FECKIN' AWESOME THEN SOME HOUSEWIFE CUNT!
And then she breaks a Pablo cd? I don't even know who that is, but I love the name Pablo, and nobody breaks a Pablo. Just not possible.
Jane is pretty sweet. But annoying. Sorry Jane, but it's true.
Okay, now for the actual review bit. So... Gerard's biological father is a total ass. He no deserve proper english. But Frank does, and I'm glad Frank could at least comfort Gerard even just a little. It sucks that they're moving, but they'll at least get the wedding i-- shit. What year is this? Shitshitshitshit.
I was going to put 'I loled at 'France' cause I'm a fangirl like that', but no, now I have that little bomb planted in my head... :/
Gracias Jennifer and helpers at the Lorna Posting Facilities in Cork City, Ireland.Author's response
Hahaha,very impressive,Rachel,she actually is a housewife.Well done on your accuracy.
And Pablo Honey is the debut CD by Radiohead,and possibly Lorna's most treasured item ever.
You're welcome.We aim to please here. -
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(#) SimplexMinded 2011-08-07 02:41:31 PM
First this is amazing.....
Second: 2 things made me giggle
1. Sorry but she just called Mikey Way ugly.Must take several moments to comprehend.
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Alrighty then.
2. "Why doesn't America go in there and kick their asses?Y'know,straighten shit out?"
"Oh,I don't know,maybe because there's no oil."
hahahahaha Love this! -
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(#) SummerShock 2012-02-17 07:57:32 AM
I adore the authors note at the start, and all the little notes all through. I've been reading from the start, but I've only just gotten the effort to log my lazy ass in. I felt the need to express my love of this story :) Its grand :)