If you are reading this then unfortunately, I have passed.
If I am not dead then put this letter away until I am. And yes Bandit, You have to put this down now. I knew you'd find this. And if the person reading this when I am not dead is Frank, How did you find it?! You crazy bastard...
Well, first things first... I've been in love with someone for quite some time. For ages to be honest. Even though I do love LynZ, I have to say that the love I feel for this person is irreplaceable and that they were truly my first real love.
The name of this person you ask? Aah. You know him well I must say. Oh yes... I did say him and it wasn't just a typo.
His name is Frank. Frank Iero.
Yeah. The frerard thing was real... well to me anyway. I'm not sure that Frank feels the same but I'm telling you; If he ever forced me up against a wall and kissed me... I wouldn't refuse.
And now that my darkest secret has been revealed, I guess my other secrets won't seem to bad in comparison. I Hope.
Urm... I'm the one who ran over Mikey's cat. I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THOUGH!
I was just driving along to Mikey's and boom. It ran straight out infront of my car.
I'm sorry Mikey but you've just got to remember, Cat's don't live forever.
Hey, remember that time when Ray's afro was straightened? Well... That was me and Frank.
God Ray, I'm sorry but it was so fucking hilarious! I mean... Come on! The way you practically killed Bob because you thought he did it!
Oh yeah. Sorry for blaming you Bob. And sorry that Ray punched you in the nose and the balls.
Me and Frank honestly did feel guilty but... I'm sorry, it was just too funny.
Oh and before I forget, It was Frank's idea. Don't get me. Get him.
Bob. I have a small confession to make.
Remember when me and the guys were taking the piss out of you for having interacial gay zombie midget porn on your laptop and you swore you didn't know how it got on there? And then you left the band cause we never believed you...
It was me. Honest to God I didn't think you'd make it into such a big deal!
You have to admit, It was hilarious!
I'm so sorry Bob. I wish you'd never have left. Not that Pedicone isn't great, It's just... You were like our brother.
I think Frank missed you most. He cried in your bunk on the tour bus when you left.
Yeah. He took it hard...
But all of that aside, You were one heck of guy Bob. Yeah, Really.
Wow that was too mushy.
Well, Anyway... I have one last thing to say before my goodbyes.
I'm the one who drunk all of the coffee on the tour bus.
And I used Mikey's bunk to hide it all.
And Finally... Goodbyes.
LynZ- I love you. Please know that. Take care of yourself and keep on playing that bass. You rock honey.
Bandit- I don't know how old you are but that doesn't matter. What matters is that I love you with all my heart. You're my baby girl and no matter what you choose to do with your life or what you've already chosen; I'll support you all the way and I'm your No.1 fan.
Mikey- Remember when we were kids and we used to play games near that big tree in New Jersey park? Well, if you ever miss me just go there and look at the bark on it. I carved a little demon thing into it when you were sick one day. It's for you so just enjoy it. I love you mikes, My little baby brother.
Ray- Hey, Thanks for making us do this. And yes I was being sarcastic. You know this has taken me at least 3 hours to write and I've rewrote this damn thing about 600 times. But all of that aside; Thanks bud. Thanks for being there and thanks for rocking hard with My Chem over all these years. Gonna miss ya man... And your 'Fro of course.
Bob- A life? Friends? What are they- Can you get them off Ebay? Ha. Oh Bob, We've had alot of good times. Remember that joke Bob? The first thing you said to me. Even before 'hi'. You crazy bearded man! Miss ya bud.
Alicia- We never talked much but as soon as I saw you with my brother, I knew you were perfect for him. I hope you guys have a great life together and if he ever starts acting like a prick, just poke him in the ribs. He hates it. (sorry Mikey. everyone here knows now... Good Luck). G'bye Lici.
Jamia- Remember all those talks you and my wife would have about diapers and all that shit. Ha. Hilarious. They grow up so much don't they, Kids. I hope yours grow up to be amazing. And love Frank with all of your heart. You guys are perfect together. Bye Jammy.
And Frank. Well, You know now don't you... Just how I feel. It's fine if you don't feel the same. Not that it matters much now really. I love you Frank. I really do. You know what? I actually feel kinda stupid writing that. I shouldn't, But I do. Just remember Frank, I'll always be here for you in your mind. Always.
Everyone, I'm waiting for you right now. And I really mean it. If I was prematurely taken from this earth, Don't follow me. Any of you. Just don't.
Just know I love you all.
P.S- LynZ, Check behind the fridge. I think Bandit dropped something edible down there. It stinks.