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Can't Get it Out of Meh Head
0 ReviewsCartman gets bored while hanging on the cross. Spoilers for Spontaneous Combustion.
Can't get it out of Meh Head
By ROSSELLA1
Note: I do not own South Park or any of its characters. Based off the episode Spontaneous Combustion. Takes place right after Officer Barbrady passes Cartman on the cross. Quotes in italics. Also, the song is based off of "A- You're Adorable" by Sid Lippman and Buddy Kaye. Any correct lyrics will be in italics. Oh, and any misspellings are because I don't think Cartman's a very good speller.
"T! T is for turtle!" Officer Barbrady cried, pleased with himself, and walked on, humming.
"Ay! Help me you son of a bitch!" Cartman cursed. Then he sighed. "I'm gonna die up here." Then he chuckled. "Heh…T is for turtle. I can do better than that. Let's see… how does that song go?...A, I'm adorable. B, I'm so…so beast! C...C…C…uh… I'm so clever!" Cartman sang. "D, I'm a darling. E…E….huh…." Cartman paused for a few seconds but then smiled. "E, I'm every girl's Dream! F, I'm fantastic. G, I'm gorgeous. H, I'm hella kewl. I, I'm incredible! J…J…well… uh…nevah mind… K! I'm the kewlest kid in the world! L…L …there are a lot more letters to go!" He took a deep breath. "M, I'm magnificent! N, I'm not fat! O, I'm outstanding! P, I'm the perfect person in the world!" Here Cartman had to suck in more air. "Q….Q….Q , I'm so Qt! R, I'm really getting tired of singing this song! S, I'm super! T, I'm terrific. U, I'm….U… OH FORGET IT! SONS OF BITCHES!" Cartman snapped and let his head drop in exhaustion.
By ROSSELLA1
Note: I do not own South Park or any of its characters. Based off the episode Spontaneous Combustion. Takes place right after Officer Barbrady passes Cartman on the cross. Quotes in italics. Also, the song is based off of "A- You're Adorable" by Sid Lippman and Buddy Kaye. Any correct lyrics will be in italics. Oh, and any misspellings are because I don't think Cartman's a very good speller.
"T! T is for turtle!" Officer Barbrady cried, pleased with himself, and walked on, humming.
"Ay! Help me you son of a bitch!" Cartman cursed. Then he sighed. "I'm gonna die up here." Then he chuckled. "Heh…T is for turtle. I can do better than that. Let's see… how does that song go?...A, I'm adorable. B, I'm so…so beast! C...C…C…uh… I'm so clever!" Cartman sang. "D, I'm a darling. E…E….huh…." Cartman paused for a few seconds but then smiled. "E, I'm every girl's Dream! F, I'm fantastic. G, I'm gorgeous. H, I'm hella kewl. I, I'm incredible! J…J…well… uh…nevah mind… K! I'm the kewlest kid in the world! L…L …there are a lot more letters to go!" He took a deep breath. "M, I'm magnificent! N, I'm not fat! O, I'm outstanding! P, I'm the perfect person in the world!" Here Cartman had to suck in more air. "Q….Q….Q , I'm so Qt! R, I'm really getting tired of singing this song! S, I'm super! T, I'm terrific. U, I'm….U… OH FORGET IT! SONS OF BITCHES!" Cartman snapped and let his head drop in exhaustion.
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