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"I love you, Princess."

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

"Aw... I love you too."

"Good, that's the way it should be."

"..."

"..."

"What if I were a lesbian?"

"What?"

"You heard me. What if I was a lesbian?"

"Pretty sure the sex wouldn't be half as fun."

"No, I mean... would you still love me?"

"..."

"Would you?"

"What would it matter? You'd be a lesbian, so I don't think you'd care, Princess."

"Oh, I see what you mean."

"Exactly. Now just forget about lesbians."

"Alright. Lesbians forgotten."

"Good."

"They are out of my mind."

"That's great."

"Pussy is on the brain no longer!"

"PRINCESS. PLEASE. JUST STOP."

"You know what, Brendon?"

"JESUS PLEASE JUST STOP-"

"If you were gay-"

"NO! I'd never-"

"I'd still love you."

"..."

"So, Brendon, if I was a lesbian, would-"

"YES. OH MY GOD. KAYLEIGH, EVEN IF YOU LIKED GIRLS, I WOULD STILL LOVE YOU."

"Really?"

"YES. Now STOP talking about it."

"Okay, okay."

"Okay, good. No more talk about it."

"Alright."

"Alright."

"But Brendon-"

"NO!"

"What if I was a dude and I was straight? Then would you still love me?"

"KILL ME NOW."

I had to. Just had to. XD

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