Gerard convinces Frank to take the Seme/Uke quiz. (Um, if you don't know what that is that's fine. You'll learn, or you can google le quiz)
Gerard: Hey, Frank?
Gerard: I need you to take the Seme Uke quiz.
Frank: The what?
Gerard: Seme Uke quiz.
Frank: Okay, I'll look it up.
Frank: Gee, the first question is about licking things.
Gerard: I know... just answer the questions.
Frank: Now it's asking me about bondage preferences!
Gerard:... yeah, just finish the quiz.
Frank: It's asking about my weapon choice. Gerard, what is a seme and what is a uke?!
Gerard: I'll tell you once you finish.
Frank: (huffs) Fine. WHY IS IT ASKING ME ABOUT HOW I EAT MY ICE CREAM!?
Gerard: Stop freaking out.
Frank: It's asking me what kind of gift I'd give my partner. One of the answers is edible body paint. Or my soul. What is this?
Gerard: All in due time.
Frank: ... It's asking me what I'd do if I saw someone checking out my partner.
Gerard: Well, what did you answer?
Frank: Kick their ass.
Gerard: Good to know.
Frank: OMIGOD IT WANTS TO KNOW IF I USUALLY TOP OR BOTTOM!!!WHAT IS THIS INSANITY?!
Gerard: Which one is it?
Frank: ... Um, I'm cool with whatever. Wait, why do you want to know?
Gerard: ...Just finish already.
Frank: Fine, fine. It says... clueless uke.
Gerard: Aww... (mutters) I guess we're not compatible.
Frank: What was that?
Gerard:(Bitterly) Nothing, nothing.
Frank: Are you going to tell me what a Seme or Uke is now? Or do I have to resort to the internet?
Gerard: Not the internet!.. A seme is generally the topper or more dominate in a relationship. An Uke is usually more submissive and bottoms more often than not.
Frank: You... YOU HAD ME TAKE A RELATIONSHIP QUIZ?!
Frank: Why exactly would you do that?
Gerard: Well... I wanted to see... never mind.
Frank: Wanted to see what?
Gerard: If we're compatible.
Frank: Are we?
Gerard: No... wait, why do you care?
Frank: Um, well, I, uh... what did you get?
Gerard: Chibi Seme. Seme in disguise.
Frank: It says that... that the clueless uke is best with the opportunist or romantic Seme, and bad with the don't fuck with me or sadist seme... that doesn't mean we wouldn't work out. We'd be in uncharted waters.
Gerard: Wait... do you want us to work out?
Frank: (laughs nervously) We're not together.
Gerard: Do you want us to be together?
Frank: ... I... yeah.
Gerard: I do too.
Frank: So does this mean...?
Gerard: Screw the quiz. Frank Iero, will you be my boyfriend?
Frank: Fuck yeah!
Truth: I got the Don't Fuck With Me Seme. So Frank and I aren't compatible (grows mushrooms in corner). Oh, and if you want to take the Seme uke quiz just search seme uke quiz. It'll probably be the first one up. XD