She's coming over, aaaaw yeah. I got a girl to agree to come over after taking her to the cinema. But what happens now? What if she thinks I'm using her? Cause I'd never do that, I don't know her all that well but she's so gorgeous, I couldn't possibly do anything bad to her. Oh she's just moved her hair off her face. Please be the mother of my children. Pretty please. Right, we're outside my flat. Sprint out of car and open floor for her. Gentleman? Check. Hot girl getting out of my car? Check. Boner? Che- I mean it's quite cold out here. She looks cold. Oh my sweetie, step into my love den. I'll warm you up. I lead her up the stairs and into the apartment that I shared with Ashley, but he wasn't in. SCORE. She's smiling at the paintings we have on the wall, bitches love paintings.
Oh he has paintings on the wall, they're all pretty and multi coloured and awwhhhhh. There's no way I'm standing in Stefan and Ashley's apartment, with Stefan. "Ashley's gone out tonight so it's just us," he looked almost apologetic. Don't be sorry babes it's okay, ily. He's leading me to the kitchen. Stefan James Donald John Abingdon don't you get any ideas. I am not making anything for you. "You like hot chocolate right?" OMFG BABE. "Indeed I do," trying to be nice yeyeye cause I do like it. He looks happy now, awhhhh. Two hot chocolates... With whipped cream, marshmallows, rainbow sprinkles and Oreo's. Oh you perfect man, I love you. "Wait here, I need to get something," he gestured for me to sit down on the sofa as he ran into what looked like his bedroom for something. He returned a few seconds later with a quilt and a DVD. Paranormal Activity. Really Stef, do you just want to snuggle me cause I'm scared or????? He put the disc in the player and sat down next to me when the film started, throwing the blanket over us both. "You looked cold outside so I thought I'd warm you up," he's so sweet omg just meet me in the church ok. He's edging closer to me... Okay he's got his arms around my waist now, what happens now? Hes made a weird noise and he's moving. Oh he's got up. Oh no he's sitting down. With his legs around me and OH MY GOD IM SITTING IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND WE'RE SPOONING UNDERNEATH A BLANKET. why am I not screaming. I don't care about the DVD. "Fall asleep if you want, you can stay over and I'll take you home tomorrow," he whispered at one of the non-scary parts. Alright babe I'll stay over for you:-) "Sure, let me just text my mum," I pulled my phone out of my pocket and text mum telling her that I was staying at a friends tonight. Too much hassle explaining about the whole thing over text. Mmmmmhhh he's hugging me tighter cause it's getting scary. AHMAGAD THIS FILM IS FREAKY GET IT AWAY. Awh, I just screamed so now he thinks I'm an absolute prick yay. "It's not even real Anna," he's whispering to me again and stroking my arms. Oh oh oh... You know that moment when you feel like someone's poking your back, but it's not someone poking you? Yeah I'll leave you to figure that one out for yourself.