Got dared to do this by my friend Kath (onetwentyone on here) and could not resist. I actually loved writing these XD
The most of them are to do with fan fic, but I think one or two are to do with my work only. Forgive me, lads, I'm a selfish bitch. Also written during class, be aware of that.
Contributors to this list include (i.e. thanks guise)
-Aislinn Moran, my weirdo friend
-Anthony Mac Ionnrachtaigh, my father
-Biggest Fucking BItch Ever, i.e. my stepmother
-Miss Garcia, my English teacher
-Jane Ni Ionnrachtaigh, my younger sister who occasionally dabbles in fan fic
-Gearoid Mesrocetti, my boyfriend
-This Chick In My Fifth Period English Class Who Leans Over My Shoulder Whose Name Has Escaped Me
Shit People Who Don't Write Fan Fiction Say
1. "Oh my God, fan fiction? You obviously have no life."
2. "Porn is better. At least porn is like, socially acceptable."
3. "AHHH BUTTSEX"
4. "So, what....basically everyone just has sex?"
5. "You are a sick and twisted individual."
6. "Lorna...sometimes I worry about you."
7. "What? Get rejected from Random House?"
8. "....I didn't know he/she/they were gay."
9. "Oh right, they're not. You're just a pervert."
10. "Where did your mother and I go wrong in raising you...."
11. "LORNA WHY WERE YOU WRITING FRERARD SMUT WHEN I WAS EATING A VANILLA YOGHURT EWWWW"
12. "Seriously. What is with this crazy amount of sex."
13. "Some people would consider this stalkery, yanno."
14. "What's the guy got against two per cent milk?"
15. "Well, Lorna....that was very...original."
16. "Sweet fucking Jesus you are fucked up."
17. "LORNAIGH NI IONNRACHTAIGH WHY IS THERE FRERARD FAN FICTION IN YOUR IRISH BOOK?"
18. "What is this?"
19. "What the fuck is a 'member'-oh, wait. It's a dick."
20. "Seriously, you must have had one fucked up childhood."
21. "Surely this can't be legal."
22. "You do know they're not gay, right?"
24. "I repeat: you have no life."
25. "Do you ever feel guilty about this...whole..thing?"
26. "I'm dating someone who fantasizes about gay men in the Scilian mafia...alright then."
27. "I hope to fuck you're writing a school report."
28. "Wow, your shitty story got a review. Congratulations, you wanna fucking medal?"
29. "Frerard's not real."
30. "Wait...I didn't mean it Lorna...I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT LORNA PLEASE PUT THE GUN DOWN AND BE RATIONAL HERE"-
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