Now, I doubt any of you will be willing, but hear me out.
If you are interested in collaborating with me, I want you to rewrite the first three chapters of my fanfic, Haus of the Rising Sun. I give you full permission to rip this story to shit, as long as you use my storyline and characters. The link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/184175
I also ask that you comment, saying you're up to the challenge so that I know whether or not to bother checking my e-mail for drafts. Once I've received the entries, I'll read them, decide which writer I find to be the most satisfactory.
I do require that you keep the opening sentence of the first chapter.
All entries should be sent to email@example.com before midnight on March 13, 2012. You are to label the message as RE:Collaborator Wanted, otherwise I'll mark it as spam.