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Albi, The Racist Dragon

by BoomBoomJude 4 reviews

"I thought I killed you yesterday!"

Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy,Humor - Published: 2012-03-08 - Updated: 2012-03-08 - 309 words

Alright, now, if you can guess where this comes from without Google/the Internets help, I will write you a personalized story.

ALSO, ABOUT THE PERSONALIZED STORY AUDITION THINGS; I'm working on them. If anyone is offended by this, I'm sorry; go away and don't read it ever again, your problems will surely be solved.

Jude xoxo

In the marmalade forest, between the make-believe trees, in a cottage cheese cottage, lives Albi!

Albi, the racist dragon!

Part six....

And so, the villagers chased Albi, the racist dragon, into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so scary, that Albi began to cry dragon tears; which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

Anyway, at that moment, he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, whose little hand should that belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.

"What are you doing here?!? I thought I killed you yesterday!" grumbled Albi, quite racistly.

"No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames- I crawled to safety. But you did leave me very badly disfigured!" laughed the boy.

"Why are you crying so?" the boy said.

"I'm crying because all the villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty."

"No Albi, it's not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like you and I, because....well, because we're different to them."

And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow!

And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore.

So they sat in the cave, and ate bubblegum pie.


Albi, the racist- well, not anymore -dragon!
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