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Albi, The Racist Dragon

by BoomBoomJude 4 Reviews

"I thought I killed you yesterday!"

Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy,Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2012/03/08 - Updated: 2012/03/08 - 309 words


  • Albi, The Racist Dragon

    (#) FlyingSmoke 2012-03-08 03:28:50 PM

    It's amazing. Because it has a plot, but it's so random... I want jellybean tears... But it's a good story. Because the kid changed Albi for the better of the world so he shall not be racist anymore. Good morals here.
  • Albi, The Racist Dragon

    (#) AdnarimSmada 2012-03-08 05:51:36 PM

    Flight of the Concords, 'Albi the Racist Dragon'. Lmfao dude! My sister played that shiz for me years ago because that's the kind of person she is. I recognized it the second I saw your title on the category page. XD

    -Adnarim Smada
  • Albi, The Racist Dragon

    (#) TheAnonymous 2012-05-23 03:09:05 PM

    Lol Flight of the Conchords
  • Albi, The Racist Dragon

    (#) Review 2012-06-27 05:53:24 PM

    I was walkin' through the city streets
    And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
    "Run faster, jump higher"
    Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

    I threw it on the ground
    You must think I'm a joke
    I ain't gonna be part of your system
    Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins

    I go to my favorite hot dog stand
    And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
    I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"

    I took it and threw it on the ground!
    I don't need your handouts!
    I'm an adult!
    You can't buy me hot dog, man!

    At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
    She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
    Man, this ain't my dad!
    This is a cell phone!

    I threw it on the ground!
    What, you think I'm stupid?
    I'm not a part of your system
    My dad's not a phone!

    Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
    Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

    Happy birthday to the ground!
    I threw the rest of the cake, too!
    Welcome to the real word, jackass!

    So many things to throw on the ground
    Like this, and this, and that, and even this
    I'm an ADULT!

    Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
    Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

    Then the two phonies got up
    Turned out they had a taser
    And they tased me in the butthole

    Fell to the ground
    The phonies didn't let up
    Tasin' on my butthole over and over

    I was screamin' and squirmin'
    My butthole was on fire
    The moral of the story is

    You can't trust the system


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