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Original Prankster
3 ReviewsA list of pranks I've accomplished these past years...wanna try?
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Original Prankster
(#) Skeff 2012-04-20 07:09:53 PM
I shall disguise my handwriting and do #2 very month. Forever.Author's response
If you're caught, you're in big trouble.
Especially if they're both married XD -
Original Prankster
(#) ValentineRevenge 2012-06-12 07:10:50 PM
I so want more of these xD
And yes, I've done the unplugging one...My teacher was like WTF for like half an hour....Til she finally wised up and decided to check if it was plugged in...
I didn't get in trouble for it, considering in this class some kids in the back had taken it upon themselves to take several keys out of the keyboard, so they could had space to rearrange some to spell out "FUCK" :P
The worst part was when someone else had to use that computer, and they weren't very computer-savvy, they were stuck yelling "MISS! I'M HITTING THE U KEY BUT IT KEEPS TYPING G!"Author's response
omfg XD That actually sounds very fun, I'm going to do that first semester -
Original Prankster
(#) Review 2012-06-27 05:52:53 PM
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!