"That'd be a waste of time though coz I'm not gonna let you wear them," oh Stefan you sexual beast.
"I'm not walking around your apartment with no clothes on,"
"Shut up Stefan," I laughed at him and tried to get out of bed, but he pulled me back down, omg rape:o He pointed at his cheek, indicating for me to kiss it before he'd let go. I leaned in to kiss it but of course he turned his head so he kissed me back because he's a cheeky sprout.
An hour later, we were on our way back to my house because I felt bad for staying at his all the time. Everyone was out again, ugh WHY DOES MY FAMILY HATE ME MAN IDK. I walked into the kitchen and saw that my brother had obviously been here, crumbs all over the sideboard ugh stupid prick not bothering to clean up. Typical woman has to do it for him, typical woman being me. H8 lyf.
I watched her as she cleaned the kitchen, your ass is so nice omfg get upstairs now pls. Can't wait till we're married oh my god, that's a bit of a weird thing for me to think and I know we've been together for like, two months but I really can't see myself with anyone else. Damnit Stefan you're getting girly thoughts man, stop it. "Shall we go out somewhere? There's not really much to do here," she said once she finished cleaning. There's plenty to do here my lovely, tehe. "Sure," I replied, and she started walking towards her stairs, but I picked her up over my shoulder and carried her up because staring at her behind is all too tempting. "You're an actual dick, you know that?" she was laughing when I put her down. "Yeah but I'm your favourite dick," well the one in my pants is pretty good too but y'know. "Yeah, I suppose you are," she placed a small kiss on my lips then broke free of my grasp and got changed out of her shorts and vest top into a little summer dress and flip flops, omg you're so cute please be mine forever. "You ready?" I asked her. She squirted herself with perfume a couple of times, collected some things in her handbag and we set off. I took her into central London, just so we could do all of the tourist-y things together, because we're fabulous. We bumped into a couple of fans but nothing too bad, nothing near as bad as the ones that Saffy bumped in to. Bloody hoes, why would you even do that to someone idk. Anyone dares go near my Anna, I will run them over with a lawnmower ok.
Dru had stayed at my house ever since I came out of hospital, so he'd been here for around four days, just looking after me even though I had my family with me. It was sweet, just spending every day together and not getting bored, just staying in bed and watching films because my wounds were still a little sore. I don't even know if I have the guts to go out again by myself, two random fans beating me up is scary shiiiiit. I think I've eaten seven times my own body weight in Ben & Jerry's ice cream, it's all I've eaten because I ache so much and it's like 967183858027292° outside. "You feeling any better?" Dru asked as he snuggled up to me. Aw you're warm. "Alot thank you," I smiled. "You know you didn't have to stay over for the past few days?"
"And stay at home hating myself for not checking if you're alright? No thanks," he kissed my forehead and put his arms around me. My boyf is the best ok.