Because fuck you
Anyways... as the title says I'm going to be having tons of bitchfits because people (and my annoying fucking hamster) annoy the living fuck muffins out of me. Therefore BITCHFITS! I got this idea from another author and for the living fuck can't remember who it was and I'm too lazy to look so not this isn't original. HOLY FUCK I WANT SOME ORANGE JUICE! And there's the randomness.
Anywaays it's time for the bitchfits.
First off I got pissed at my phone because I had some new stories and one shots saved and then my friend (Cough cough Cameron you motherfucker I hate you cough cough) deleted the app that it was all saved onto (I don't have a note thingy on my phone) so now Christian is royally pissed off. She no me gustas this. THEN MY MOTHER FUCKING HAMSTER GOT OUT OF ITS FUCKING CAGE AND IS NOW LIVING UNDERNEATH MY BED WHERE I CAN'T GET TO HIM AND HE'S JUST SITTING UNDER THERE MAKING AS MUCH NOISE AS FUCKING POSSIBLE! I CAN'T SLEEP! I CAN'T EAT! HE'S TEARING MY FAMILY APART! Le sobs
JFDKSLGJS;HGIDSJFKLDSH;AGHJD AND THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER AT MY SCHOOL COMES UP TO ME AND ASKS ME TO A FUCKING PARTY! (But Christian isn't that good news? :3) FUCKER IT WAS A PIG PARTY! You know bring the ugliest girl you could find?! Fucking fuck fuck! AND THEN THE FUCKER TRIED TO TELL ME THAT I WAS PRETTY AND THAT THE ONLY REASON HE INVITED ME WAS BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE BUT DIDN'T WANT TO PAY OR BUY ANYTHING! LIKE THE FUCK BRUH? THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS AS PARKS? OR HOUSES? HELL EVEN BASEMENTS?! THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK! Sorry caps lock was on because I turned it on so fuck you (I LOVE YOU GUISE!)
AH WHORE TITIES! I want orange juice really bad. I don't even know why. I just. I do...
So that concludes the first of Christian's freakouts and lots of fuckery. LOVE YOU GUISE!