I've been thinking about this for a few days
mum:Lexi why can't you be more like your sister
mum:Lexi why can't yo be more like your brother
me:Because you see as a child i wasn't favored like them
mum: GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
me: but you just asked- wah- thats not fair
me: its not my fault i love Gerard Way more then i love you
mum: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!
me: i dont have a phone you smashed it 3 weeks ago
mum: GIVE ME YOUR IPOD!
me: you took that off me too
mum: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM!
me: dont swear, ladies dont swear
mum: IM AN ADULT I CAN SWEAR IF I WANT!
me: you get up me when i swear
mum: BECAUSE YOUR A YOUNG LADY AND LADIES DONT SWEAR!
me: but im not a young lady you dont see me walking around in skirts and a cup of tea in my hand say "im a lady"
Brother: will you two just stop
me: she started it
brother: i cant solve this Lexi, you go watch The lion king and mum you go do what ever you want to do.
me: walks into room
2 hours later
me: its finished!
brother: then go have a bloody Harry potter marathon
Family didnt see me for two days :)