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Phil is not on fire
3 ReviewsTitle credit: Phil Lester (AmazingPhil).
Dan eagerly pressed the confirm button on his Skype request, practically squeaking as he got a new message.
AmazingPhil: HEY!! :D
Danisnotonfire: HEYYYYYYY lol
AmazingPhil: So you said you were from Manchester?
Danisnotonfire: Yup, I am (:
AmazingPhil: Me too ^_^ We should meet up, yes? :3
Danisnotonfire: OMG YES! :D … too excited?
AmazingPhil: Lol nope ;P
Danisnotonfire: Is Star Bucks okay? Tomorrow?
AmazingPhil: That would be great (: at 2:00 pm?
Danisnotonfire: Sure (:
Dan switched off his computer sighing contentedly. He was actually going to meet his YouTube hero!
~~~~~
It was 12:00 am when Dan woke up. He groaned then checked his iPhone to see why an alarm had gone off. The alarm read: MEETING THE AMAZING PHIL!! GET OUTTA YER BED!
Dan jumped up and ran to the bathroom. He quickly showered then ran back to his room, his light blue towel hanging on his slender hips. Dan opened his cupboard doors and looked at his clothes. He didn’t know what to wear. He knew it shouldn’t look too dressed up but he did want to impress Phil… wait what? Dan shook off the thought and grabbed a pair of slightly faded black skinny jeans. He pulled them on, along with his Sonic The Hedgehog boxers and looked back into his cupboard for a t-shirt. He pushed all his t-shirts looking for the right one. He settled on his light blue Drop Dead long sleeved shirt. He loved this shirt.
Dan, after finishing getting dressed dried his hair and straightened it. Looking outside it was a little breezy so Dan put on a simple dark blue hoodie and his favourite llama hat. By the time he had his converse on and had eaten breakfast it was quarter past one. “Shit," Dan muttered as he rushed to the door, grabbing his phone and wallet on the way out.
As Dan got to Star Bucks he saw Phil sitting inside, on his own. Dan rushed inside and up to Phil who had his back to Dan. “HI!” Dan said overly welcoming, grinning ear to ear at Phil.
Phil turned around looking up at Dan. “Hi! Danisnotonfire?” Phil grinned.
“Yep! And you’re AmaziingPhil.” Dan stated.
“Nice to meet you, Dan. Sit down?” Dan smiled at the gesture and sat facing Phil. Their knees brushed lightly under the small round table and Dan blushed lightly.
“Nice to meet you too, Phil.” Dan replied shyly. Phil must have noticed the shyness in his voice because he laughed a little and Dan couldn’t help but notice how adorable his laugh was...
“Something wrong, Daniel?” Phil asked good humidly, looking into Dan’s stunning brown eyes with his blue ones.
“Uh, um,” Dan choked on his words, “N-no. Nothing’s wrong.”
Phil chuckled a little. “You sure? You seem nervous.”
“Uh…,” Dan replied stupidly.
“Come on. Let’s go to my apartment. Play some video games?” Phil smiled kindly at Dan from the other side of the table.
“O-okay,” Dan replied happily. He didn’t understand where his confidence had gone; he thought it might have something to do with Phil and his natural charm.
~~~~~
As Phil opened his apartment door Dan started to get more nervous. He was about to enter the very place where most of Phil’s videos were filmed! “Just sit on the cough, I’ll make some tea.” Phil smiled warmly at Dan as he made his way to the kitchen to make their tea. Dan sat awkwardly on one of the white couches as he looked around. “Sugar?” Dan heard Phil’s voice as out of nowhere and into the silence of the apartment.
“What?” Dan asked turning around to face Phil.
Phil chuckled, “Do you take sugar in your tea?”
“Oh!” Dan said in realisation, “Yes please.”
Phil came over and sat close to Dan, putting their mugs on the coffee table. “So… We could place Sonic? Or if you don’t like that sort of thing we could watch a film?” Phil added the rest quickly, remembering that no ever teenage boy loved the same things as himself. Though he doubted Dan didn’t as most of his subscribers did.
“Uh, eithers good for me...,” Dan replied smiling at Phil’s cover up.
“Well. I have twilight?”
Dan chuckled. “Sure,”
As the two boys watched the film, Dan felt himself lean into Phil. As he realised what he was doing he tried to pull away but felt Phil pull him back, wrapping his left arm around him. Instead of resisting like he would normally if a guy had wrapped his arm around him, he accepted it happily, leaning into Phil more.
~~~~~
Dan felt something shake him from his peaceful sleep. As he opened his eyes he was met with Phil’s. Phil smiled gently at the sleepy boy, picking him up and taking him to his room. He lay Dan down on his bed and then stood up, taking out his camera and setting it up where it usually went when he was filming. Dan sat up on Phil’s bed, confused. “Phil…?”
“Yeah?” Phil asked normally, as if this situation was normal for the two males.
“Why am I on your bed…?”
“You looked tired when I woke you so I put you there… is that okay? It’s just, I need to film a video.”
“Oh. Sorry, I should go then, leave you in peace.” Dan said quickly, standing up.
“No! It’s fine Dan, stay.” Phil looked almost pleadingly at Dan which confused him greatly.
“Oh… ‘Kay…”
“Yay!” Phil grinned. “You know... You should make your own videos.”
“I don’t know… I’ve always wanted to but…” Dan shuffled his feet nervously.
“Well why don’t you start now? Come help me with mine.”
“Uh… Okay.” Dan smiled at Phil as he sat down next to him on the floor.
“Okay… Um… take lion and put it… in your mouth?”
“Um...,” Dan picked up lion from his spot and did as told into the camera.
Phil chuckled. “Great. Now here’s the questions for me, sorry, us to answer. You can read the first one.”
Dan looked at the question and laughed before putting on a serious face and asking into the camera, “Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face?”
“OH! Phil jumped up and rummaged around for a black pen. He grabbed Dan’s face gently and drew on a black nose and six whiskers. Dan looked at the camera and giggled, Phil meowing in the background. Once they both had cat faces Dan asked the next question with more confidence than before,
“What does a giraffe sound like?” Phil answered by making a noise that didn’t really sound like a giraffe. They laughed at Phil’s attempt.
“Every animal makes that noise with you.” Dan laughed as Phil made the noise again.
“Okay next question!” Phil said excitedly.
With lion on his shoulder Dan read the next question, “If you has to lose your leg or your nose what would you lose?”
“I would lose my leg. Imagine my face without a nose,” Phil leaned in towards the camera.
“Voldermort has no nose.” Dan pointed out.
“I’d look like voldermort.”
Without thinking Dan replied, “Voldermort’s pretty fit to be honest.”
“I already look like voldermort,” Phil joked, trying to do an impression.
“I would bang voldermort,” Dan put in again, realising what he said too late.
After Phil was finished playing with a lion glove thing Dan asked the next question, “Ninja or pirate?”
“Ninjjaa.” Phil answered straight away, pretending he was a ninja.
After a few jokey ‘questions’ Dan asked, “Would you eat ham for the rest of your life if you got paid a million pounds for every month you lived?” Phil’s reply was again, immediate, the answer being,
“Yes… although, I’d probably die of ham poisoning.”
After more joking around Dan asked a serious question, “Who was your first love?”
“Your mum.” Phil joked looking completely serious.
Trying not to laugh Dan continued with the questions, “May I stroke your glabella?”
“What’s a glabella?” Phil asked looking at Dan in confusion.
“Let’s find out what a glabella is.”
After goggling it and Phil’s idea to show the diagram to the camera failing Phil kissed a cuddly toy lion as Dan asked the next question, “Is it fun being a man now?”
In the ‘manliest’ voice Phil could do he answered, “Yeeahh, especially now since I’ve got my cordless hammer drill!”
“So manly!” Dan said while kneeling behind Phil who was trying to look like he had muscles.
Phil laughed after picking up a weight, leaning into Dan’s chest which made Dan laugh awkwardly, secretly enjoying Phil using him as a pillow. Dan laughed it off as Phil sat up again.
As Dan lay on the bed, though he wouldn’t admit it, a little tired from all the filming Phil tried speaking French. Dan couldn’t concentrate though, the thought of what Phil did before still fresh in his memory.
After more questions were asked the two started to mess around a lot more, Dan using an exercise machine as Phil recorded him.
As they finished up Dan said in a monotone, “This was the most fun I’ve ever had-“ And as he was saying bye, Phil tackled him gently to the floor. They both laughed as they fell backwards on the ground, Phil on top of Dan. Dan tried laughing it off, trying to sit up again but Phil wouldn’t let him. “Uh, Phil?” Dan asked curiously.
Phil didn’t say anything, just leaned closer and kissed Dan’s cheek before sitting up again like nothing happened. Dan sat there stunned, not knowing what to say. “Come on Dan, let’s say our byes.”
Dan shook it off, sitting up again and finished off the video with Phil, still confused as to what has just happened.
AmazingPhil: HEY!! :D
Danisnotonfire: HEYYYYYYY lol
AmazingPhil: So you said you were from Manchester?
Danisnotonfire: Yup, I am (:
AmazingPhil: Me too ^_^ We should meet up, yes? :3
Danisnotonfire: OMG YES! :D … too excited?
AmazingPhil: Lol nope ;P
Danisnotonfire: Is Star Bucks okay? Tomorrow?
AmazingPhil: That would be great (: at 2:00 pm?
Danisnotonfire: Sure (:
Dan switched off his computer sighing contentedly. He was actually going to meet his YouTube hero!
~~~~~
It was 12:00 am when Dan woke up. He groaned then checked his iPhone to see why an alarm had gone off. The alarm read: MEETING THE AMAZING PHIL!! GET OUTTA YER BED!
Dan jumped up and ran to the bathroom. He quickly showered then ran back to his room, his light blue towel hanging on his slender hips. Dan opened his cupboard doors and looked at his clothes. He didn’t know what to wear. He knew it shouldn’t look too dressed up but he did want to impress Phil… wait what? Dan shook off the thought and grabbed a pair of slightly faded black skinny jeans. He pulled them on, along with his Sonic The Hedgehog boxers and looked back into his cupboard for a t-shirt. He pushed all his t-shirts looking for the right one. He settled on his light blue Drop Dead long sleeved shirt. He loved this shirt.
Dan, after finishing getting dressed dried his hair and straightened it. Looking outside it was a little breezy so Dan put on a simple dark blue hoodie and his favourite llama hat. By the time he had his converse on and had eaten breakfast it was quarter past one. “Shit," Dan muttered as he rushed to the door, grabbing his phone and wallet on the way out.
As Dan got to Star Bucks he saw Phil sitting inside, on his own. Dan rushed inside and up to Phil who had his back to Dan. “HI!” Dan said overly welcoming, grinning ear to ear at Phil.
Phil turned around looking up at Dan. “Hi! Danisnotonfire?” Phil grinned.
“Yep! And you’re AmaziingPhil.” Dan stated.
“Nice to meet you, Dan. Sit down?” Dan smiled at the gesture and sat facing Phil. Their knees brushed lightly under the small round table and Dan blushed lightly.
“Nice to meet you too, Phil.” Dan replied shyly. Phil must have noticed the shyness in his voice because he laughed a little and Dan couldn’t help but notice how adorable his laugh was...
“Something wrong, Daniel?” Phil asked good humidly, looking into Dan’s stunning brown eyes with his blue ones.
“Uh, um,” Dan choked on his words, “N-no. Nothing’s wrong.”
Phil chuckled a little. “You sure? You seem nervous.”
“Uh…,” Dan replied stupidly.
“Come on. Let’s go to my apartment. Play some video games?” Phil smiled kindly at Dan from the other side of the table.
“O-okay,” Dan replied happily. He didn’t understand where his confidence had gone; he thought it might have something to do with Phil and his natural charm.
~~~~~
As Phil opened his apartment door Dan started to get more nervous. He was about to enter the very place where most of Phil’s videos were filmed! “Just sit on the cough, I’ll make some tea.” Phil smiled warmly at Dan as he made his way to the kitchen to make their tea. Dan sat awkwardly on one of the white couches as he looked around. “Sugar?” Dan heard Phil’s voice as out of nowhere and into the silence of the apartment.
“What?” Dan asked turning around to face Phil.
Phil chuckled, “Do you take sugar in your tea?”
“Oh!” Dan said in realisation, “Yes please.”
Phil came over and sat close to Dan, putting their mugs on the coffee table. “So… We could place Sonic? Or if you don’t like that sort of thing we could watch a film?” Phil added the rest quickly, remembering that no ever teenage boy loved the same things as himself. Though he doubted Dan didn’t as most of his subscribers did.
“Uh, eithers good for me...,” Dan replied smiling at Phil’s cover up.
“Well. I have twilight?”
Dan chuckled. “Sure,”
As the two boys watched the film, Dan felt himself lean into Phil. As he realised what he was doing he tried to pull away but felt Phil pull him back, wrapping his left arm around him. Instead of resisting like he would normally if a guy had wrapped his arm around him, he accepted it happily, leaning into Phil more.
~~~~~
Dan felt something shake him from his peaceful sleep. As he opened his eyes he was met with Phil’s. Phil smiled gently at the sleepy boy, picking him up and taking him to his room. He lay Dan down on his bed and then stood up, taking out his camera and setting it up where it usually went when he was filming. Dan sat up on Phil’s bed, confused. “Phil…?”
“Yeah?” Phil asked normally, as if this situation was normal for the two males.
“Why am I on your bed…?”
“You looked tired when I woke you so I put you there… is that okay? It’s just, I need to film a video.”
“Oh. Sorry, I should go then, leave you in peace.” Dan said quickly, standing up.
“No! It’s fine Dan, stay.” Phil looked almost pleadingly at Dan which confused him greatly.
“Oh… ‘Kay…”
“Yay!” Phil grinned. “You know... You should make your own videos.”
“I don’t know… I’ve always wanted to but…” Dan shuffled his feet nervously.
“Well why don’t you start now? Come help me with mine.”
“Uh… Okay.” Dan smiled at Phil as he sat down next to him on the floor.
“Okay… Um… take lion and put it… in your mouth?”
“Um...,” Dan picked up lion from his spot and did as told into the camera.
Phil chuckled. “Great. Now here’s the questions for me, sorry, us to answer. You can read the first one.”
Dan looked at the question and laughed before putting on a serious face and asking into the camera, “Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face?”
“OH! Phil jumped up and rummaged around for a black pen. He grabbed Dan’s face gently and drew on a black nose and six whiskers. Dan looked at the camera and giggled, Phil meowing in the background. Once they both had cat faces Dan asked the next question with more confidence than before,
“What does a giraffe sound like?” Phil answered by making a noise that didn’t really sound like a giraffe. They laughed at Phil’s attempt.
“Every animal makes that noise with you.” Dan laughed as Phil made the noise again.
“Okay next question!” Phil said excitedly.
With lion on his shoulder Dan read the next question, “If you has to lose your leg or your nose what would you lose?”
“I would lose my leg. Imagine my face without a nose,” Phil leaned in towards the camera.
“Voldermort has no nose.” Dan pointed out.
“I’d look like voldermort.”
Without thinking Dan replied, “Voldermort’s pretty fit to be honest.”
“I already look like voldermort,” Phil joked, trying to do an impression.
“I would bang voldermort,” Dan put in again, realising what he said too late.
After Phil was finished playing with a lion glove thing Dan asked the next question, “Ninja or pirate?”
“Ninjjaa.” Phil answered straight away, pretending he was a ninja.
After a few jokey ‘questions’ Dan asked, “Would you eat ham for the rest of your life if you got paid a million pounds for every month you lived?” Phil’s reply was again, immediate, the answer being,
“Yes… although, I’d probably die of ham poisoning.”
After more joking around Dan asked a serious question, “Who was your first love?”
“Your mum.” Phil joked looking completely serious.
Trying not to laugh Dan continued with the questions, “May I stroke your glabella?”
“What’s a glabella?” Phil asked looking at Dan in confusion.
“Let’s find out what a glabella is.”
After goggling it and Phil’s idea to show the diagram to the camera failing Phil kissed a cuddly toy lion as Dan asked the next question, “Is it fun being a man now?”
In the ‘manliest’ voice Phil could do he answered, “Yeeahh, especially now since I’ve got my cordless hammer drill!”
“So manly!” Dan said while kneeling behind Phil who was trying to look like he had muscles.
Phil laughed after picking up a weight, leaning into Dan’s chest which made Dan laugh awkwardly, secretly enjoying Phil using him as a pillow. Dan laughed it off as Phil sat up again.
As Dan lay on the bed, though he wouldn’t admit it, a little tired from all the filming Phil tried speaking French. Dan couldn’t concentrate though, the thought of what Phil did before still fresh in his memory.
After more questions were asked the two started to mess around a lot more, Dan using an exercise machine as Phil recorded him.
As they finished up Dan said in a monotone, “This was the most fun I’ve ever had-“ And as he was saying bye, Phil tackled him gently to the floor. They both laughed as they fell backwards on the ground, Phil on top of Dan. Dan tried laughing it off, trying to sit up again but Phil wouldn’t let him. “Uh, Phil?” Dan asked curiously.
Phil didn’t say anything, just leaned closer and kissed Dan’s cheek before sitting up again like nothing happened. Dan sat there stunned, not knowing what to say. “Come on Dan, let’s say our byes.”
Dan shook it off, sitting up again and finished off the video with Phil, still confused as to what has just happened.
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