Categories > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance > How To Befriend Your Favourite Internet Stars: A Phan Fan Fiction
Phil is not on fire 2
1 ReviewsTitle credit: Phil Lester (AmazingPhil).
As Dan lay in his bed he recalled everything that had happened that day. It had gone from him meeting his YouTube hero to lying on said YouTuber’s floor and being kissed on the cheek by the same person.
Dan had never thought of himself as gay, or even bisexual. He liked girls. A lot. He’d never even thought of a boy in that way… until meeting Phil. Phil… even the thought of the boy made Dan blush like a school girl. Yeah, he had a crush… Maybe he did swing that way… or maybe it was just Phil.
As Dan was drifting off into sleep his phone went off. It was a text from Phil -they had exchanged numbers. Dan quickly opened it up to read the message; Hey I forgot to ask, wanna hang out again tomorrow? People love the question video btw! They want to see more of you ;) x.
Dan stared at the text for a while, blushing at the winky face and “kiss”. He replied back; Sure! They want more of my face? Maybe I should start making videos….
Dan settled back into his pillow and duvet before receiving another text from Phil; Yay ^_^ lol Well who wouldn’t want to see your face? ;) You should! I can put a link in the description of the video of us once you’ve made a video.
Dan blushed at the winky face again; Okay :] See you tomorrow, night!
~~~~~
The next morning Dan did as yesterday except putting on fresh clothes. As he was eating his breakfast he remembered he forgot to ask Phil where they were meeting. He picked up his phone and sent a text to Phil soon receiving a reply to meet at Phil’s.
Dan rushed to finish getting ready and practically ran out the door and to Phil’s apartment. Once there, Dan stopped and took a few breathes to regain his composure before knocking on the door. Phil answered quickly, “Hey Dan!” He said enthusiastically, “Come in!” Phil made an arm motion for Dan to enter. Dan thanked Phil and made his way to sit on one of the couches as Phil shut the door. “So I thought we could plan your first video then find questions for ‘Phil is not on fire 2’.” Phil announced as he sat down next to Dan.
“Uh, great. More questions?” Dan questioned.
“Yeah! People want more of you! All the comments were about how funny they thought you were and a lot asking if we’re dating, they thought we would make a cute couple.” Phil laughed a little. Dan laughed awkwardly, secretly liking the idea of them dating.
“Okay well, what should my first video be?”
“Well,” Phil moved a little closer to Dan, “I think it should be just you introducing yourself. Telling the people watching what your videos are going to be like, you know... like I did,” Dan started laughing,
“I hope my first video isn’t like yours!” Phil pouted.
“It wasn’t that bad…”
“Yeah Phil, it was.”
“Okay, okay! Are we done making fun of me?” Dan calmed his laughing.
“Okay, I’m sorry.”
“Right. Well I can give you my old camera if you want?”
“Okay… thanks.”
“No problem,” Phil smiled at Dan, his hand moving to Dan’s bouncing knee. Immediately Dan’s knee stopped bouncing and his eyes locked with Phil’s. A blush formed on his cheeks, spreading to his ears and down his neck as Phil leaned in towards Dan. Phil’s breath ghosted over Dan’s lips as he whispered, “I hope this is okay,” before brushing his soft lips over Dan’s. It took a bit of encouragement for Dan to respond but soon he was kissing Phil back, hands resting on his shoulders as Phil’s wound round his thin waist. As they pulled apart Phil looked at Dan with worry.
“Um…,” Was all Dan could get out of his tingling, slighted parted lips.
“S-sorry… ,”
“Don’t be.” Dan smiled a little at Phil, “So what about those questions?”
~~~~~
A couple hours later -after browsing for questions and writing them down- Phil and Dan were sat on Phil’s floor again, ready to film. Neither had mentioned the kiss and neither planned to, they just acted like they had before anything had happened.
“Okay, start us off!” Phil said excitedly to Dan.
“What is with the cat whiskers?!” Dan said, staring into the camera.
“Oh!” Dan knew what was coming.
Once they both had cat whiskers, Dan proceeded with the next question. “HAVE MY BABIES!!”
Phil looked at the camera and asked, “Does she want to give me the babies?”
Swapping around where they were sitting Dan continued, “What sort of words do you guys say differently to Americans?”
From behind Dan, Phil spoke, “We say pavement,” Dan turned to look at Phil and asked,
“What do they say?” In reply Phil answered,
“Sidewalk,” in his best American accent. Dan then tried saying it. The messed around for a little then went back to the list of questions.
“Would you rather have a mermaids tail and your face or have a fish face and your body?” Dan asked, looking at Phil.
Phil laughed shortly, “A mermaids tail on my face.” They both started laughing and using their hands as ‘mermaid tails’ on their faces.
“If you were locked up in a prison, how would you escape?” Dan asked, pointing at Phil while lying upside down on his bed.
“I would eat my own feet,” Phil replied, starring into the camera with a straight face, “no… wait what?” Both boys cracked up laughing at Phil’s mistake.
Dan asked another question, “What is Satan’s surname?”
“Bieber.”
“Dan needs an abortion.” As Dan read it out, Phil pretended to bite him. Dan turned around muttering a quick, “What” before trying to read again. Phil tried doing it again but Dan looked up and turned –trying to hold in a laugh- and asked him to stop it. Phil muttered sorry and leaned back.
“If you could choose which surname you had what would be your decision?”
Phil thought for a moment before answering, “Striker… Phil Sticker.”
Sitting close to the camera Dan started moving his hands in a wave like motion saying, “Look what I can do.” Phil tried copying him but it didn’t go so well.. it looked more like a jelly fish.
“Phiill, why don’t you like feet?” Dan asked in his girliest voice.
Phil replied, “Because creepy people like you,” He pointed to the camera, “ask me to take pictures of them while I’m lying on my bed covered in honey. That’s why I don’t like feet.” Dan scoffed before lying down and shoving his yellow sock clad foot in Phil’s face, making Phil go ‘AH!’.
A while later, and Dan sounding like a paedophile, hitting Phil in the head with his hairdryer and an argument over whether dinosaurs or robots were better they acted out Titanic together. Dan kneeled in front of Phil and Phil wrapped his arms around Dan. Although they were joking around both boys enjoyed the feeling, though neither said anything.
They didn’t have a cheesy ending like the first, they just ended it on Dan saying “PERSONAL!” Laughing, Phil turned off his camera. “That was great Dan! You’re going to have a tone of subscribers.”
Dan blushed lightly, “Thanks…”
Dan had never thought of himself as gay, or even bisexual. He liked girls. A lot. He’d never even thought of a boy in that way… until meeting Phil. Phil… even the thought of the boy made Dan blush like a school girl. Yeah, he had a crush… Maybe he did swing that way… or maybe it was just Phil.
As Dan was drifting off into sleep his phone went off. It was a text from Phil -they had exchanged numbers. Dan quickly opened it up to read the message; Hey I forgot to ask, wanna hang out again tomorrow? People love the question video btw! They want to see more of you ;) x.
Dan stared at the text for a while, blushing at the winky face and “kiss”. He replied back; Sure! They want more of my face? Maybe I should start making videos….
Dan settled back into his pillow and duvet before receiving another text from Phil; Yay ^_^ lol Well who wouldn’t want to see your face? ;) You should! I can put a link in the description of the video of us once you’ve made a video.
Dan blushed at the winky face again; Okay :] See you tomorrow, night!
~~~~~
The next morning Dan did as yesterday except putting on fresh clothes. As he was eating his breakfast he remembered he forgot to ask Phil where they were meeting. He picked up his phone and sent a text to Phil soon receiving a reply to meet at Phil’s.
Dan rushed to finish getting ready and practically ran out the door and to Phil’s apartment. Once there, Dan stopped and took a few breathes to regain his composure before knocking on the door. Phil answered quickly, “Hey Dan!” He said enthusiastically, “Come in!” Phil made an arm motion for Dan to enter. Dan thanked Phil and made his way to sit on one of the couches as Phil shut the door. “So I thought we could plan your first video then find questions for ‘Phil is not on fire 2’.” Phil announced as he sat down next to Dan.
“Uh, great. More questions?” Dan questioned.
“Yeah! People want more of you! All the comments were about how funny they thought you were and a lot asking if we’re dating, they thought we would make a cute couple.” Phil laughed a little. Dan laughed awkwardly, secretly liking the idea of them dating.
“Okay well, what should my first video be?”
“Well,” Phil moved a little closer to Dan, “I think it should be just you introducing yourself. Telling the people watching what your videos are going to be like, you know... like I did,” Dan started laughing,
“I hope my first video isn’t like yours!” Phil pouted.
“It wasn’t that bad…”
“Yeah Phil, it was.”
“Okay, okay! Are we done making fun of me?” Dan calmed his laughing.
“Okay, I’m sorry.”
“Right. Well I can give you my old camera if you want?”
“Okay… thanks.”
“No problem,” Phil smiled at Dan, his hand moving to Dan’s bouncing knee. Immediately Dan’s knee stopped bouncing and his eyes locked with Phil’s. A blush formed on his cheeks, spreading to his ears and down his neck as Phil leaned in towards Dan. Phil’s breath ghosted over Dan’s lips as he whispered, “I hope this is okay,” before brushing his soft lips over Dan’s. It took a bit of encouragement for Dan to respond but soon he was kissing Phil back, hands resting on his shoulders as Phil’s wound round his thin waist. As they pulled apart Phil looked at Dan with worry.
“Um…,” Was all Dan could get out of his tingling, slighted parted lips.
“S-sorry… ,”
“Don’t be.” Dan smiled a little at Phil, “So what about those questions?”
~~~~~
A couple hours later -after browsing for questions and writing them down- Phil and Dan were sat on Phil’s floor again, ready to film. Neither had mentioned the kiss and neither planned to, they just acted like they had before anything had happened.
“Okay, start us off!” Phil said excitedly to Dan.
“What is with the cat whiskers?!” Dan said, staring into the camera.
“Oh!” Dan knew what was coming.
Once they both had cat whiskers, Dan proceeded with the next question. “HAVE MY BABIES!!”
Phil looked at the camera and asked, “Does she want to give me the babies?”
Swapping around where they were sitting Dan continued, “What sort of words do you guys say differently to Americans?”
From behind Dan, Phil spoke, “We say pavement,” Dan turned to look at Phil and asked,
“What do they say?” In reply Phil answered,
“Sidewalk,” in his best American accent. Dan then tried saying it. The messed around for a little then went back to the list of questions.
“Would you rather have a mermaids tail and your face or have a fish face and your body?” Dan asked, looking at Phil.
Phil laughed shortly, “A mermaids tail on my face.” They both started laughing and using their hands as ‘mermaid tails’ on their faces.
“If you were locked up in a prison, how would you escape?” Dan asked, pointing at Phil while lying upside down on his bed.
“I would eat my own feet,” Phil replied, starring into the camera with a straight face, “no… wait what?” Both boys cracked up laughing at Phil’s mistake.
Dan asked another question, “What is Satan’s surname?”
“Bieber.”
“Dan needs an abortion.” As Dan read it out, Phil pretended to bite him. Dan turned around muttering a quick, “What” before trying to read again. Phil tried doing it again but Dan looked up and turned –trying to hold in a laugh- and asked him to stop it. Phil muttered sorry and leaned back.
“If you could choose which surname you had what would be your decision?”
Phil thought for a moment before answering, “Striker… Phil Sticker.”
Sitting close to the camera Dan started moving his hands in a wave like motion saying, “Look what I can do.” Phil tried copying him but it didn’t go so well.. it looked more like a jelly fish.
“Phiill, why don’t you like feet?” Dan asked in his girliest voice.
Phil replied, “Because creepy people like you,” He pointed to the camera, “ask me to take pictures of them while I’m lying on my bed covered in honey. That’s why I don’t like feet.” Dan scoffed before lying down and shoving his yellow sock clad foot in Phil’s face, making Phil go ‘AH!’.
A while later, and Dan sounding like a paedophile, hitting Phil in the head with his hairdryer and an argument over whether dinosaurs or robots were better they acted out Titanic together. Dan kneeled in front of Phil and Phil wrapped his arms around Dan. Although they were joking around both boys enjoyed the feeling, though neither said anything.
They didn’t have a cheesy ending like the first, they just ended it on Dan saying “PERSONAL!” Laughing, Phil turned off his camera. “That was great Dan! You’re going to have a tone of subscribers.”
Dan blushed lightly, “Thanks…”
Log in to rate and review this story