Doctors say I'll be out in five weeks, but my leg's going to take six months to heal before I'm off crutches. My head hurts like a bitch, but they won't give me any more painkillers. They think it's just a mental problem that will pass soon.
Being hit by a car sucks, you know? I'm kind of mad at the driver, but at the same time I feel sorry for her. Her grandkids where in the car with her, you know?
"Okay, kiddies! Time to worship our god! Miracles and blessings and all that's goo-"
And cue me, a tiny kid with glasses, rolling over their wind shield. Lovely.
Thank you to all the lovely people who commented on Nate's updates (heh, rhyming). You are all so unbelievably awesome! Hugs and cookies for all of you! I'll be posting replies to everyone either today or tomorrow. Probably tomorrow; I'm kind of drowsy right now.
Anyway, I love you all! You handsome crowd, you! Being all kind to me. I freaking cried when Nate read me the reviews.
I think I need to sleep now.