Drabble fic for the 31-days challenge: "As useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters".
"But-but," Komui protested, "how else are you going to keep your hair perfect for battle? K-MUI Mark IV perms and curls and even blow-dries! Apart from detecting akuma life-signs and all that jazz."
"It doesn't detect anything except split ends!" Kanda hissed venomously at him. "And if it comes near me again, I will cut it into so many little pieces you can use it for confetti. AND IF THE MORON OVER THERE DOESN'T STOP LAUGHING, I'M GOING TO USE IT ON HAIR THAT DOES NOT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY."
Rabi whimpered some more, then finally staggered out of the room before Yuu-chan decided to make good his threat. Then he manfully wiped away his tears, took a deep breath, then dashed off to put up photographs of Kanda Yuu in Elizabethan curls all over the HQ walls.