We walked in and sat down. Stefan has such a great bum. And his dress sense is perfect, tonight he was wearing his black skinny jeans, a lazy oaf top, red denim jacket and his Nike hi-tops. He looked perfect. I sat down next to Stefan at the table. It was the only seat left, but I wasn’t complaining. All the way though the meal, actually I don’t know what anyone was saying because I was focused on Stefan the whole time. Even the way Stefan chews is perfect. Stefan is the most perfect human being ever I need him, okay. “I have something to say” Said Ashley. Ashley and Amber had been together for like 5 maybe 6 years, they’ve never really argued or ever split up, they were perfect together and the fact they are not married shocks me. “I’m pregnant” Said Amber. “Congratulations Amber and Ashley” I said in and overly enthusiastic voice. Oops. “Thanks Kirsty” replied Ashley.
I was happy for Amber and Ashley; they’ll make the perfect family. “You know what fuck it, I’m getting pissed, tomorrow is my first day off in like 2 weeks, and I’m going to make the most of it, Amber I understand that you can’t drink, I’m not stupid. But does anyone else want to go and get wasted” I said. After an awkward few seconds I said “Okay, though not, looks like I’m getting drunk on my own” and I stood up to leave, as Stefan said “I’ll join you” “Yay, mine or a bar” I replied. “Bars then yours” said Stefan cheekily. And he grabbed mine and his stuff, left £40 on the table for our meal and we left.
Stefan and Imust have been in at least 30 bars and we were smashed. “Stefan you are one of the most perfect people on earth and I fucking love you” I slurred just before I was sick all over the floor. Stefan laughed and said “I love you too and I have for ageessss let’s go back to yours” “Okay” I said. We went back to mine, I opened the doors and Stefan and I started kissing and then we went into my bedroom and had sex. And it was some fucking great sex. Even if we were both pissed out of our brains and didn’t have a fucking clue what we were doing.