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Welcome To The Courthouse
0 ReviewsIzzy goes in front of the court, with a blind judge who doesn't know the details of the case.
[Bleach crossover FTW!]
The judge just couldn't believe his eyes. Well, he was blind, but he couldn't believe his ears. "Holy mother of Aizen! Are you serious, Gin?" Tosen asked the silver-haired man. "O' course I am, Tosen-san! Yer next case is this guy who had ta piss."
"But in the name of Justice, why should I want to put a man in jail just for doing what is natural?" Tosen asked, not fully comprehending the situation. This is why he didn't like being a blind judge. sure, he liked being a judge, so he could hand out massive servings of Justice, but he didn't like having to rely on Gin to read all the files to him, because more than once, when Gin was bored, he had made the courtroom hell for the blind man.
So later, when all had entered and risen in honor of the judge and sat again, Tosen was forced to ask the embarrassing question. "Why is there a man being brought in for having to urinate? Urination is natural and if I were to prosecute someone for urinating, then the entire world is criminals! This is a lack of Justice!"
"But your honor, you don't know where he urinated!" A lawyer for Delta Air said, flabbergasted. How could a judge come into the courtroom not knowing the details of the case that he was supposed to be working on? "And where might that be?" Tosen asked, raising an eyebrow.
There was a moment of silence, in which the lawyer exchanged looks with his team, as if deciding which of them should tell the judge. Finally one intern, who was little more than the guy who got them coffee and hauled their paperwork around for them, piped up quietly, "An airplane."
"Well when a guy's gotta go, a guy just fuckin' gotta go!" Izzy yelled. Slash facepalmed. He had told Izzy to keep his cool!
"And 'sides, man, it ain't my fucking fault, Frank was the one encouraging me!"
Tosen cringed, yelling, "LACK OF JUSTICE! Profanity in the court! And who the Aizen is Frank?"
The judge just couldn't believe his eyes. Well, he was blind, but he couldn't believe his ears. "Holy mother of Aizen! Are you serious, Gin?" Tosen asked the silver-haired man. "O' course I am, Tosen-san! Yer next case is this guy who had ta piss."
"But in the name of Justice, why should I want to put a man in jail just for doing what is natural?" Tosen asked, not fully comprehending the situation. This is why he didn't like being a blind judge. sure, he liked being a judge, so he could hand out massive servings of Justice, but he didn't like having to rely on Gin to read all the files to him, because more than once, when Gin was bored, he had made the courtroom hell for the blind man.
So later, when all had entered and risen in honor of the judge and sat again, Tosen was forced to ask the embarrassing question. "Why is there a man being brought in for having to urinate? Urination is natural and if I were to prosecute someone for urinating, then the entire world is criminals! This is a lack of Justice!"
"But your honor, you don't know where he urinated!" A lawyer for Delta Air said, flabbergasted. How could a judge come into the courtroom not knowing the details of the case that he was supposed to be working on? "And where might that be?" Tosen asked, raising an eyebrow.
There was a moment of silence, in which the lawyer exchanged looks with his team, as if deciding which of them should tell the judge. Finally one intern, who was little more than the guy who got them coffee and hauled their paperwork around for them, piped up quietly, "An airplane."
"Well when a guy's gotta go, a guy just fuckin' gotta go!" Izzy yelled. Slash facepalmed. He had told Izzy to keep his cool!
"And 'sides, man, it ain't my fucking fault, Frank was the one encouraging me!"
Tosen cringed, yelling, "LACK OF JUSTICE! Profanity in the court! And who the Aizen is Frank?"
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