Silly one-shot me and Chasingpavementsoxox came up with while fucking around on G!talk :3 :D It's perf.
Izzy: hey, since i have magical powers and was reading the Vote thing before you asked, i feel as though i should get frankie or gerard as well.
Cassie: hmmmmm...... you can have frankie :P Gerard's MINE ;)
Izzy: :D YAY AND NOOOOO...i have him...in a closet...looks over at closet ...mine
Cassie: BUT YOU CANT HAVE THEM ALL pouts
Izzy: Well, theres still ray aaandd...hmm you can haavee...thinks uhh ...mikey:D
Cassie: but i want geee cries
Izzy: but gee wants mee
yells in direction of the closet DONT YOU?
Gee: yells back uhh...its dark in here?
Gee: i mean, uh, YEAH :D
Cassie: sad eyes but .. but sites down and gives up fine, have him..
i need to go to somesort of mental hospital, dont i?
Can we share him?
Cassie: but thats not fair, you have Mikey, Frank AND gee.... and i only have like what... half of gee? unfair... nods
Izzy: NO YOU HAVE MIKEY
Cassie: I DONT WANT MIKEY, I WANT GERARD
Izzy: so i have fwankie and half of gee, and you have mikey and half of gee
Cassie: i dont want gee if i can have only half of him and i dont want mikey, you can keep him
Izzy: YOU HAVE RAY TOO
or do we give him to jake?
Cassie: jake can have him :P BUT I STILL WANT GERARD.
Gee: Ladies, ladies. I can fix this
Izzy: how the hell did you get out of the closet? O_o
Gee: I have my ways. Anyway, I have the solution!
Izzy: so, gee how the hell you gonna fix this?
Gee: I'm neither!
Izzy: NOOOOOOO THATS NOT A SOLUTIONNN
Gee: i'm frankies.
Izzy ._. damnit
Cassie: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh :')
Izzy: lol xD
Cassie: i need a life o_O
Izzy: me too
im the one with the gee in my closet!
er, escaped-from-closet gee
Cassie: facepalm stupid gee hugs
Cassie: GAHHHHH HUGSSSSSSSSS xD
Izzy: i enjoy hugs :D
gee: hugs izzy
Cassie: so do i xD
Izzy: o_o gee?
Cassie: GEE YOU'RE A JERK
Izzy ...get off... looks at him weird
Izzy: I think i made him sad... ._.
go hug cassie...
Gee:... KAY :D hugs cassie hey cassie?
Cassie: Hi Gee :3 hugs gee back
Gee: i has question?
Cassie: ask away :3
Gee: is stephen free next saturday? I need new shoes and i wanna SHOP TILL I DROP BABY :D
sassy hair flip
Cassie: Squeals Hold On.. STEPHENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake: Groans Why the fuck are you squealing at like 2 am?
Izzy: i...cant..breathe....laughing...too...hard...... gasp
Cassie:Gee would like to know if you wanna go shopping on saturaday?
Stephen: as in THE Gee Way? Squeals and jumps up and down YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Jake: STOP.... FREKEN... SQUEALING
Izzy: Oh god
Gee: YAY squeeling
Jake: Right, the next person who squeals is dead... evil glare
Gee: squeel WHATCHA GON DO ABOUT IT, BETCH? is sassy
Jake: Right thats it gets up outa bed you are going down ho
Gee: WHO YOU CALLING A HO, BETCH?
COME AT ME BRO
Izzy: oh...god...geezus...christt....gasp.....air...air!! is laughing too hard to breathe
Jake: You, you morther-fucking squealing sassy cock sucker. tackles gee to the ground
Gee: OH FUCK NO. tears at Jake's hair
Jake: Right. you are GOING DOWN MOTHER-FUCKER. TICKLES
Gee: Noo! Nooo!! punches jake
Jake: oh, oh thats how you like to play huh? punshes gee in the face
Gee: :O Oh no you di-int. keeps punching jake
Izzy: is still laughing
Cassie: Jake stop with the girly punches
Jake: Not a hope, this fuckers going down in mid punch but stops wait... what the fuck do you mean 'girly' punches? glares
Cassie: Uh... Izzzy?
Izzy: cant...breathe,,,need,,,airr..... :DD is still laughing
Gee: gets a punch in while Jake isnt looking
Cassie: Izzzzy, help me out here would you Pats you on the back
Izzy: deep breath uhm...jake, you obviously have very..er...manly punches? e.e
Gee: HA! No!
Izzy: GEE SHUT THE HELL UP. He's gonna ruin your face!!! e.e
Gee: o_o ...NO ONE CAN RUIN THIS FACE :D
Izzy: oh god ._.
Gee: starts singing ...im bringing sexy back! YEAH! Them other fuckers dont know how to act! YEAH! keeps singing :D
Izzy: tapes gee's mouth SHH
Frankie: Not my baby's beautiful face cuddles Gee and takes off tape
Jake: HA! That told you, TRAMP!
Gee: IM NOT THE ONE WHO'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER SAID THEY HAVE GIRLY PUNCHES!!!
Izzy:...aaaandd now youve done it faceplam
Jake: Right.... this time.... the big guns are coming out Punshes Gee in the face so hard he fall flat on his ass Now who has the girly punshes looks smug
Frankie: gets protective NOT MY GEE-GEE!!!! punches jake so hard he falls, then picks him up and throws him into the wall across the room
Izzy: timid voice ...frankie?
Frankie: hmm? looks at Izzy
Izzy: ...when did you become the hulk?
Jake: Uhhhh... wow Frankie... for a shorty, you're kinda strong smirks
Frankie: IM NOT SHORT!!!! IM FUN SIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
punches Jake in the face and keeps punching showing no signs of stopping
Jake: GAHHHHH GET OFF ME MIDGET
Frankie: IM NOT SHORT!!!! keeps punching relentlessly
Gee: day-um....look at my baby go! ;)
sips coffee and watches frank appreciatively
Izzy: ..whered you get the coffee?
Gee: oh, over there. points to coffee machine
Izzy: oohh :DD goes to get coffee
Frankie: yes'm? is still punching
~Izzy and gee are now sitting and watching fight with popcorn and coffee~
Cassie: I know my boy's face is cool to punch and all.., but do ya think i could have him back? I kinda need him ya'know points to stomach and grins
Frankie: falters for a minute but...but....HE CALLED ME SHORT!!!;~;
Cassie: I know honey, but he's stupid, he doesn't understand that you're fun sized, not short.
Frankie: but he tried to hurt gee-gee looks at gee and Izzy who're still eating popcorn, drinking coffee and enjoying the show HEY! I want some!
Izzy: nooo this is getting good, keep doing what youre doing takes bite of popcorn
Cassie: Pulls Jake up and hugs him tightly Noooo pouts
Gee: he hasnt said anything for awhile, frankie, did you kill him?
Frankie: looks slightly guilty ..did i?
Izzy: ohhh! DRAMAA!! eats moar popcorn
Jake: I'm okay... uhhh.. i think looks confused where am i?
Izzy: OH! you and frankie were- gees hand suddenly over mouth
Gee: shut up, this is getting good. eats popcorn and keeps hand over izzy's mouth
Gee: nothing :D
Cassie: Baby.... you really don't look so good.... runs fingers through Jakes hair Are you alright?
Gee: frankie, look what you did!
Frankie: ._. he called me short...
Jake: Nods Uh... Yeahh... um.... OH POPCORN, GIMMIE tackles Izzy
Cassie: Laughs He's fine
Izzy: Hey! get off! struggles
~Gee and Frankie are cuddling and drinking coffee and watching all of us~
Jake: NO I WANT POPCORN tickles
Izzy:NOOOO!! squirms and tries to get away
Jake: PLEASSSSSSSE? pouts
Izzy: if you stop tickling me, you can have some! also, apologize to frankie and gee
Jake: Turns to Gee and Frankie Im soooo soooo sorrrrry turns back to izzy NOW GIMMI POPCORN
Izzy: gives jake popcorn happy?
Jake: YESSSSSS squeals Uhhh.... Cough uh ... haha Looks manly
Izzy: HEY you cant squeal and say we cant!
Jake: Uhh... that wasn't a squeal... nahh... that was a... a ... um... Oh fuck off huffs
Gee: awh, jakey, its okay to squeal...yaknow...if youre ga- frankies hand goes over his mouth
Frankie: FUCKING SHUT IT GEE!!!!
Sooo there you have it, the BEST FUCKING CONVO EVERY to be had :P It started off with messing around and me asking Izzy to read my story and she'd get Mikey Way but then we where like FUNNY ONE-SHOT FOR FICWAD and BAMMMMM this is what you got :3 Did it make you laugh? It fucking sure did make me giggle. Jake is my boyfirend and he hates squealing, so thats where that came from and well you know Gee and Frankie ;) AND me and Izzy so yeahhhhh Loook awkward... Ha yes back to what i was saying. I hope you like it. Rate & Review as always my lovelys :P - Cassie
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Hey, its Izzy again. Cassie doesnt know im writing this :b. So, I'd like to point out that this was ACTUALLY a conversation we had that went on longer, but like, towards the end cassie was like "We have to put this one up on ficcy" so we did. These are just our normal conversations. We just happened to put this one up. Also, the Stephen gee wants to shop with is Cassie's brother who just recently came out (and i called it about a month ago, js. #gaydarWINNING) Also, the convo did go on longer but we cut it off there. Gee and frankie are back in my closet, Cassie and jake are okay (Jake is probably eating, the hungry fucker. Or theyre sleeping.) and I'm casually hacking Cassie's account to edit this a bit, bold what needs to be bolded, fix what needs to be fixed, etc. ~xxIzzy