Gerard Way is a duck. Lets learn about Gerard's adventures as a duck! I told this to my friend as a bed time story xD
"What do you want from me!" Gerard cried. "Just because I'm skinny, and you're all fat doesn't mean anything!" and he left to go to a different pond. At his new pond, the ducks were even bigger. None of them stared at him, but he did hear them talking about him. One day, he called a meeting in the center of the pond. The ducks around him stared at him while they were waiting for him to talk.
"Okay everyone. I wanted to say, I know you've noticed that I'm different from you guys, but face it. You're all FAT." There was murmurs rushing throught the crowd. "Yes! I said it. You're fat!" Gerard said, pointing with his wing. "You're fat, you're fat, you're ALL fat. Therefore, I hate all of you." Everyone looked mad. Suddenly, a fun-sized, thin duck came forward.
"Gerard duck," he said, "am I fat?"
Gerard duck stared at him. He had never seen any duck as amazing as this duck. "No!" Gerard stated. "You're perfect."
The fun-sized duck smiled. "My name is Frankie duck. I love you Gerard duck!"
"I love you too Frankie duck!"
Every day after that they drank coffee together and cuddled together. The End :D