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Profile of a Fuckwaddian: Scarlett, Bitch.
10 ReviewsFor some reason this showed up on title page again because I added someone I'd forgotten to my favourite author's list. Soz about that.
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Profile of a Fuckwaddian: Scarlett, Bitch.
(#) CatscanFlyy 2012-06-23 02:57:36 AM
I read these and secretly judge people, you are allowed to live for now. translates into; you're cool and talented and I wish you lived near meAuthor's response
Right backatcha, baby doll. We would be such a force. -
Profile of a Fuckwaddian: Scarlett, Bitch.
(#) ShadowSouls 2012-06-23 09:53:23 AM
Your pic is purddyyAuthor's response
Aw thanks :) And I don't think I've told you but I LOVE your style, if anyone calls it that anymore. What else would they call it? I don't know... -
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(#) CosmicZombie 2012-06-23 12:15:23 PM
You is pwetty...And I like your hat :3 Thank you very much for mentioning me, and it's funny how you think Die, School Musical is your best work, 'cause...Well, you should check my profile out and look at the favourite fic bit xD
Lucy X_O
p.s. You have a very awesome taste in music.Author's response
Thank you, I like my hat too :) His name is Fenris after the human devouring Hound of Hell from Norse mythology.
I just read it. Almost cried with grattitude. Thank you thank you, you are a wonderful soul and such a great writer...but you knew that ;) -
Profile of a Fuckwaddian: Scarlett, Bitch.
(#) KelseyChem 2012-06-23 04:15:48 PM
Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Smurfette ?
Yeah, not some tightass Middlesex chick, right ? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Smurfette doesn't fuck.
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her ? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
No no no, not Vanity, I heard he was a homosexual.
Okay then, you know what ? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay ?
What about Papa Smurf ? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Yea what he does, he films the gang bang, and he beats off to the tape.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick ?
Dammit Donnie, why you gotta get all smart on us ?
I BELIEVE THAT'S ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID HERE.Author's response
"Hi! Um...how much are they paying you to be here? Are you here so that we'll buy your book? Because I gotta tell ya if you are, that was some of the worst advice I ever heard.
Do you see how sad this is? You, if you want your sister to lose weight tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.
And you know what? Nobody ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know what, it takes a little while to find that out, right Jim?
And you. Yeah you. You sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Maybe you lift some weights or take a karate class and next time he tries to do it you kick him in the balls!"
"Ah, son. Now you see this? This here is an anger prisoner, textbook example. You see the fear, people? This boy is scared to death of the truth, now son, it breaks my heart to say this but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for answers in all the wrong places."
"You're right, actually. I am pretty troubled and I am pretty confused...and I'm afraid, very afraid. But honestly...I think you're the fucking anti-Christ."
YES THEN!! -
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(#) KelseyChem 2012-06-23 04:16:45 PM
Oh, but also, you are very gorgeous doll :3
Author's response
Ah well. What can I say? You can say nothing and graciously accept the compliment...? -
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(#) c-o-c-a-i-n-e 2012-06-24 08:02:29 AM
Hah, thanks.
I tink you mean itz mah sw@gAuthor's response
Yes! Dat is exactly what I is meaning, my sister. -
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(#) c-o-c-a-i-n-e 2012-06-24 08:03:41 AM
I forgot to sign my name in the end o_o
This is ShadowSouls btw, shamelessly hacking my cousin's account :)Author's response
I rather figured. You know, the psychic thing and all. -
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(#) ilovefrankieieroxx 2012-06-24 08:26:23 AM
You're really pretty!!!! Omg I'm going to find out whereabouts you live and stalk you ( ._.) (._. ) -whispers in a creepy voice- you'll never know I'm there.
I need to do one of these But I'm on my mums iPad so I can't right now, but I'll do one!
Rosie :)Author's response
Hey, thanks :) I think the hat really brings out my non-murderous side. You can stalk me if you like, it's fine. But I live in a really weird area and, like, you might get shot by farmers. -
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(#) CatscanFlyy 2012-06-24 09:18:54 AM
Also omg I also live in the land of farmers! (except like, the southern land of farmers, we have fishermen too) and You like anime! Omg you should go to MCM expo next yeaarrr all the kool kids are doing it -
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(#) bloodbunny15 2012-06-24 09:29:57 AM
i live in the north aka land of the geordies, and it sucksAuthor's response
Ooh I love Geordie shore! I realise it probably isn't an accurate representation of northen culture...but it never fails to makes me smile :)