The next day at the Urie household. I pee on Ryan...
There wasn’t really any “brother and sister time” with Brendon after they left because his girlfriend called and they talked until 3:00 am, he said his girlfriend will be staying with us for a couple of days.
Great, I don’t know the bitch and she’s already gonna stay with us. What if she and Brendon keep me up at night with…well…you know…ewww.
Anyway I was kind of happy I wasn’t gonna be the only girl around them for the next couple of days, maybe we could bond or something. I mean she can’t be evil, if Bren’s dating her she has to be the nicest girl ever. Right?
I took a shower, put on some skinnies, an MCR shirt and a pair of converse. Once I got to the kitchen I spotted my dad eating breakfast.
“Hey love, how are you? It’s been so long” my dad asked after nearly killing me with his bone crushing hug.
“I’m great dad, glad to be back” I said smiling up at my dad
My dad wasn’t always home because he worked a lot, he always had to travel, that caused the family to be torn, everyone was off doing their own thing, that’s when they divorced. He isn’t the worst dad ever, I mean he clearly loves his children and he does the best he can.
“Well sweetie I’m sorry but I have to get going. I have a really important meeting to attend. I’m sorry; I promise I’ll make it up to you soon.”
Here we go again.
“When will you be back?” I asked secretly hoping it wouldn’t be soon. I love dad, but when he does shit like that it gets me really mad.
“I’m not sure, might take a while.” he said while kissing my forehead. He grabbed his keys, said goodbye to Brendon and left.
“You better get used to it; it’s going to be like it’s my house instead of his, and he’s barely here.” Brendon said with a look of sympathy on his face.
“Yeah, I guessed it would be like that.” I silently sighed to myself.
“Anyway, I really like your shirt.” he said while pointing to my awesome My Chem shirt.
“Thanks, I still can’t believe I haven’t seen them live.”
“Are you serious?” he asked with a look of disbelief.
“Yeah, mom thinks rock music rots the soul or something like that” I said while laughing at my ridiculous mother. She wasn’t the one to understand the mind of an outcast. I could say she even disliked me a bit, since she used to be a cheerleader.
“Haha I know, that’s exactly what she said to me when she found out we got signed. Oh! I forgot to tell you my girlfriend coming over in like 10 minutes, is that okay?”
How the fuck could I say no, she’s already on her way.
I sat down next to Brendon on the couch; we were watching The Big Bang Theory.
What? That show is the shit!
Then the doorbell rang and Brendon welcomed the stranger.
I’m not gonna lie, she was more than good looking enough for him.
So that means there’s got to be something else wrong with her.
She had blonde hair with blue and pink in it, a piercing on her left cartridge, she was wearing jeans, a pair of converse and a Sum 41 shirt.
Ok, that shirt itself was kick ass. I change my mind, she’s perfect for Brendon and there can’t be anything wrong with her. I mean, come on. All I need is for her to be a vampire, which would totally just make my life.
“Hi, I’m Sam, you must be Mel right?” She asked with a sweet smile.
Wait a fucking second; are her fangs bigger than they’re supposed to be? Ok kid, it’s now or never, the moment of glory…
“Are you a vampire?” I blurted out without thinking.
Mental facepalm. Really Mel? A vampire? A fucking vampire? Great first impression.
“Uh…no” She said with a mix of confusion and amusement on her face.
“Uh,what? Why would you ask that?” said Brendon while laughing like a maniac.
“I don’t know it just kind of came out” I said feeling slightly embarrassed about what I just asked a complete stranger.
“Anyway, the guys are coming over in a few so I’m gonna go order pizza, Sam you go get settled.” Brendon stated as he walked around the room and ordered pizza.
A few minutes and a dozen “fuck you’s “ later, Brendon convinced the pizza guy to put pickles on his pizza.
Pickles, who the fuck eats pickles on their pizza?! I swear this boy has some issues.
I was in my room reading some Frerard.
Don’t judge okay? I mean this story was hilarious and all sorts of awesome.
A/N: The story I’m talking about here is called “Be My Detonator” by CosmicZombie ,it’s really funny. You guys should check it out, it’s here: http://www.ficwad.com/story/156984 . :D If the link doesn't work it's here on ficwad you can google it. :)
I was too busy laughing my ass off to notice that someone had entered my room and was staring at me like I was some sort of maniac.
“What is wrong with you?” Asked that beautiful voice that could only belong to Ryan Ross.
I tried to stop laughing but I couldn’t, the image of Frank naked on top of a giant monopoly board was too much for me to handle.
At that very moment I realized I haven’t gone to the bathroom since I left Las Vegas, and laughing was really making me want to go wee-wee.
Yes wee-wee, don’t judge. I also say pee-pee, you got a problem?
“What are you reading? Oh My God is that a Frerard?” said Ryan with an expression of amusement.
“How do you even know what a Frerard is?” I asked in between my loud laughing.
“ I, um,ah, I-It doesn’t matter” said Ryan going pink with embarrassment.
“You read them?”
“No, just shut up” said Ryan, doing the worst thing a human being could ever do at this very moment, tickling me.
I mean it would be way better if you were on your way to rob a fucking bank than to tickle me while I was in such a state.
“No, Ry-Ryan, s-stop haha I’m gonna piss myself”
Uh-oh, this is not good.
“Nah, I’ll keep going” he said with a devilish grin.
Oh shit! This is not gonna end well.
“Ryan, I’m serious”
“No, I don’t believe you”
Then… it happened. The worst thing that could ever happen, yet, the ultimate proof that I was telling the truth. I pissed myself. I fucking pissed myself. Oh God no. Please be a dream. I felt like everything was in slow motion. Kill.Me.Now.
Ryan finally stop tickling me when Spencer yelled at him to stop from the door. He got of me and I looked at the door to realize that the rest of the guys were there, including Sam.
I looked down at myself to see if it was noticeable that I just practically used Ryan as a toilet.
As soon as I did that Ryan decided to move his gaze to what I was looking at.
“Oh God Mel you really did pee yourself! ” Ryan yelled and laughed at me at the same time.
I did warn you, you dick!
The rest of the guys noticed and laughed too. I was so embarrassed I could of sworn my cheeks were about to explode.
“Stop it guys!” Sam yelled
“Ryan she warned you and you didn’t listen, it’s your fault”
“How is it my fault that she forgot to empty the contents of her tiny bladder before reading a Frerard. Said Ryan while smirking.
“You read those?” asked Jon while laughing.
“One embarrassment at a time please.” I said getting up to go to the bathroom.
“Go downstairs guys, we’ll meet you down soon” said Sam giving them a death glare
“Oh and Ryan”
“You have a little pee on your pants”
“Ewwwww” yelled Ryan like an utterly disgusted teenage girl.
Payback’s a bitch
A/N: I’ll maybe update tomorrow. Did you guys like it? Let me know :D