I find out some things about Sam, Yay! Caitlin will join me!
After my whole wee-wee dilemma I decided it would be best to stay in my room and avoid further embarrassment. Sam on the other hand had different plans.
“Come on you whiny bitch you are keeping me from my boyfriend”
Oh, so that’s what’s wrong with her.
“Excuse me?” I was utterly shocked; I can’t believe that bitch called me a bitch.
“You heard me, just get over yourself. If you think because you’re moving in with Brendon you are getting all the attention from him then you are sorely mistaken”
What?! Okay, this bitch is crazy.
“First of all, I haven’t had any time to just chill with Brendon since I got here and that’s all because of you. Second of all I thought you were supposed to be sweet and nice and all that girly shit Brendon likes, but you’re not, why are you being so mean to me, I don’t even know you”
“Brendon’s mine, okay, nothing is going to get between him and me, got that?”
“Fine, I don’t care, just leave”
Wow, what is wrong with her? She might be a vampire, but the really mean kind, like a Dandie, but Brendon was a Dandie in the video right? Yeah…but William Beckett was the leader, William Beckett…mmmm, he’s so- Mel! Focus! You can’t be thinking about a Fall Out Boy video during times like this! What matters is- Oh! Falling In Reverse made a new video… Stupid ADD. Focus! What am I gonna do? Oh! I know. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I picked up my phone and called the only person who would never fail me, no matter what the circumstances. My best friend Caitlin Mae.
“Hey Mel. What’s up?”
“Well there’s a code unicorn in process”
Yes we have top secret codes, u jelly?
“Really? Who’s the cutie?”
“Oh, sorry wrong code, well there is a code unicorn but I wasn’t referring to that one” I said while blushing, just thinking about the fact that I admitted I thought Ryan was a cutie made me get all girly inside.
“Oh! I know. It’s Ryan isn’t it, I should have known, I mean, come on he’s adorable, I remember the first day we all met and you were drooling over him, did you do something embarrassing, oh my gosh did you go all crazy fangirl on him, I knew it, you always do something like that, oh, how’s Brendon and did you hear Falling In Reverse has a new video, Jacky is so sexy, if I didn’t like your brother I would wreck that and-“
“Caitlin! Stop rambling! Look I mean there’s a code green unicorn in process”
“What?! You mean that Brendon’s girlfriend was pretty nice until she got you alone and then she was a raging bitch, she looks like a vampire but a mean one, and it’s just like the Dandies except for the fact that Brendon’s not evil and there’s no William Beckett involved?”
[/Oh My God I love this girl.
“Oh, wow, what are you gonna do?”
“Well I don’t know about me but you are getting on the next flight to Vegas baby!”
“Mel, you know it’s not that easy, what about mom?”
“Come on its summer, she has to let you be a kid!”
“True… I’ll talk to her and then I’ll call you back.”
I hung up the phone and started doing my little happy dance, I can’t believe Caitlin’s coming over for the summer, it’s gonna be so fun! Ahh, but Brendon doesn’t know! Ughh I don’t wanna go downstairs.
“Brendon!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.
He’s calling me “Hun”? I guess the wicked bitch of the west didn’t tell him about our little encounter.
“Can you come upstairs for a sec please?”
“Well I was thinking, since you and Sa- your… creature are going to be spending lots of time together I was basically gonna be the only girl here and I might get lonely, so I was wondering if maybe Caitlin could come over and stay with us too?” I have to admit it, just asking him made me nervous, what if he said no?
Well alright then
“Really, you are the best Brenny Bear” I said as I hugged him.
“Yeah, yeah, just tell her to not be so obvious when crushing on me, I have a lady” he said while winking.
Yeah, well, that’s all about to change.
“And what do you mean my “creature”?”
“Did I say that? Sorry, you can go back downstairs”
“Come with me, we are having lots of fun and your missing out”
“Hey she’s back! How are you feeling Hun?” Jon sweetly asked
“I’m fine, but, what do you mean?”
“Well Sam said you had to stay upstairs cause you had…you know…lady pains” Jon said while clearly blushing.
She said what?!?! That bitch, lady pains?? Oh my gosh, all the guys think that. Even Ryan! Note to self: kill that bloodsucker.
“What? No I didn’t have lady pains, she must have misunderstood” you wanna play this game Sam? Fine, have it your way.
“Yeah, I guess I did, I’m sorry, wasn’t it diarrhea you said you had, and that’s why it looked all disgusting when I helped you clean up?”
Whaaaaa? You didn’t help me clean up!
“No I didn’t have anything, you must have gotten it confused with the conversation we had about your herpes remember?”
Immediately Brendon started to choke on his lemonade after those words left my mouth
“What herpes?” Okay, I have to admit, that was a new kind of low, even for me, I might have scared my brother half to death, but the looks on everyone’s faces were priceless.
“I don’t have anything Brendon!” Wait a second, was she crying?
Oh, no. I know exactly where this is going.
“She’s just making this up because she wants your attention, the one you’re giving me instead of her, she feels unwanted because, I’m taking you away from her and even more unwanted because she peed on Ryan, God, I’m such an awful person, maybe I should leave” She did it, the idiotic scheme, playing the victim, but at the same time pretended she gave a fuck about my feelings, and the crying.
“That’s bullshit!” I screamed at her.
“MEL! Watch your mouth when you talk to my lady!” Brendon scolded me.
Wait… he scolded me? This is some Sisky business
[/Then all of the sudden, it happened, verbal vomit.
“Your lady, more like your beast!” I had said the words before I could even process them, this could either make everyone root for me or get me into some deep shit with Bren.
Sadly I knew what was gonna happen.
The room stayed silent for what seemed like a lifetime, everyone wore horrified looks while the skank smirked at me.
“How dare you talk to her like that? Didn’t our parents teach you to respect” Brendon yelled at me, it hurt me to see him this mad, so I did the only thing I could do that could make everyone feel sorry for me.
I had to play the dad card
“I’m sorry Brendon but while our mom had to do chores and buy things, our dad was never around to teach us to respect” The whole room went silent again; everyone looked at me with pity. All I needed was to make my dramatic exit and I was good.
Please don’t fall, please don’t fall, please don’t fall
I turned on my heel with the best sad face you could ever see and sprinted out of the living room, I made it safely upstairs to my room where I proceeded to slam the door as hard as I could. I smiled to myself, went to my bed and tried to fall asleep even though it was only 6:15. I drifted away to very happy thoughts.
[/I should totally be a fucking actress.
A/N: Okay I know I haven’t gotten to the Ryan lovin’ yet xD but I wanted to take things slow ya know? I don’t want it to be like, hi,let’s date and get married and have kids you know? xD and Sam I am soooooo sorry for making your character a bitch but it was in the character description in the auditions so I guess you read it, but still I’m sorry! xD