Ryan asks me out! Caitlin is here bitches! Meeting Jon's girlfriend Piper.
“Hey,Mel!” He said rather cheerfully
“Um, hey Ryan, What are you doing here?”
“Well after last night’s disaster I stayed over and talked to Brendon, I woke up and I had the nom noms” He said while rubbing his stomach.
Don’t lick his abs.
“Did Brendon ask you to stay?” I asked curiously. Ryan used to always stay over when Bren was having troubles, but never when he and I had problems, Bren thought it was better to sleep things off and then talk to me in the morning, and everything usually went back to normal.
“Then why did you stay?”
“I wanted to help you out, I could see right through Sam when she did that terrible acting of hers; however, yours deserved an Oscar.” He admitted while smirking
“Yeah, well I wasn’t going to let her walk over me”
“I know, but Bren’s really mad about it, I really do think you should maybe apologize, just to make things right, I mean it could’ve just been a misunderstanding, maybe she didn’t meant to be rude. Try and give her the benefit of the doubt”
Bitch, you crazy! Benefit of the doubt my ass…
“Ryan, please don’t tell me you’re on her side too!”
“I’m not, I’ve just never seen her act that way, maybe you said something that provoked her”
You better watch your mouth Ross. A scratch is what your gonna get when you open the door and let a lion inside, ohhh she didn’t skip a single beat, left me there while I was- Mel!! What the hell stop mind singing!
“What the hell Ryan!? Of course I didn’t say anything to her, I just met the bitch and she already hates me, She just walked in my room and started saying that Brendon was hers and shit!”
Okay, I am beyond pissed off right now.
“Hey, it’s okay, I talked to Brendon and he said he was going to talk to you about it”
“Talk to me about it” : A phrase used by George Ryan Ross to describe how my brother will say I need to apologize to his lovely bitch of a girlfriend because he gets to fuck her while I’m just his sister.
“Yeah,thanks Ryan” At least he was trying to help me out.
[/Eeeeeeeeeep! He was trying to help me out! Mental happy dance
“So what are your plans for today?” He said while I grabbed an apple off the counter.
I think I’m gonna call Cait and tell her she can stay over with us, and, that’s about it.” I really didn’t plan my days that much,I’m kind of a “spur of the moment” person.
“Oh, okay, how about we go to the movies tonight?” he said while we sat on the couch in the living room.
Did he just ask me out?
“Sure, that sounds fun!” Being the cocky bitch that I am, I decided to maybe flirt with him.
“I, um, I really like your hair this morning.”
He has bed hair.Nice one…Idiot!
“Are you hitting on me?” He said smirking.
[/Come on Mel, say something clever!
“Yeah, with a baseball bat!”
What the fuck? With a baseball bat?? That was clever…ugh!
“ I’m gonna go get dressed, and for goodness sakes put a shirt on!” I said while giggling
[/Giggling…the noise of evil!
I went up to my room and got dressed in a The Academy Is… shirt, some shorts and a pair of gray toms. I called Caitlin right after.
“Ahhh!!” was the first thing I heard over the phone.
“Cait what happened?”
“Guess where I am, no wait, don’t guess, I’m in a cab on the way to Brendon’s”
“Really, that’s awesome! Brendon said yes by the way” I said laughing to myself thinking of what would have happened it Brendon had said no and she was on her way to his house.
Seconds later I hear a knock on the door.
“Cailin! Oh my gosh you’re here! Ahhh!” Finally, a friend.
“Hey, how are you?” I told her about the discussion we had yesterday before I hung up and she was really pissed about it.
“Yeah, Cait, just remember to take things slow”
“Morning bitches!” said Spencer in his best gay voice while coming down the stairs closely followed by the rest of the gang except for Sam. Must be doing her morning Voodoo or some shit.
“Hey Spence!” cait and I said in union.
We said out hello’s and a few minutes later Sam came downstairs.
“Good morning everyone” She said in a sweet tone while smiling.
That bitch can smile?
“Good morning skank!” Cait angrily yelled
[/Yes Cait, slow as a fucking snail.
“ Mel, what did you tell Caitlin?” Brendon was pretty mad, there go my chances of fixing everything.
“I just told her about what happened yesterday”
“What the hell is your pro-“
‘Brendon! Enough!” Ryan yelled
“You can’t keep grilling her about this, let’s just let it go!”
“Oh, he’s defending you” Caitlin whispered in my ear.
I couldn’t help but smile.
“Fine,I’m sorry Mel,I love you, you know that,I’m just kinds bummed that you and Sam didn’t hit it off”
Well, whose fucking fault is that!?
“It’s okay Bren” I said through gritted teeth
I am so not letting this go .
We all sat around watching tv and then Jon got a phone call. I could only hear Jon’s side of the conversation so I guess he was talking to a girl.
Or was he?... wiggles eyebrows suggestively
“Hi hun!, you wanna come over?”
“Yeah, she’s here why?”
“Oh come on. It’s gonna be fun!, Bren’s sister is here with her best friend”
“Yay! I’ll see you soon”
“Love you too!”
Oh, he was talking to his girlfriend and she’s coming over?
“Sorry guys, that was my girlfriend, Is it ok if she comes over?”
“Yeah,sure” said Brendon looking at me.
Was he afraid I’d hate her too? And what was all that “ Yeah she’s here” Was he talking about Sam? I hope she hates that bitch too!
“I hope she hates that bitch too!” Cait whispered to me.
After half an hour of watching Storage Wars there was a knock on the door. Caitlin shot up to answer the door while we all looked at the rather strangely.
“Um,hi, you must be Mel?”
“No actually, I’m her best friend Caitlin, I just wanted to answer the door, things are pretty awkward over there” She pointed to the couch.
“Oh, well I got here just in time; I’m Piper Lee, Jon’s girlfriend”
“Nice to meet you” said Caitlin while letting her in. She was small like me, had big brown eyes and really pretty brown curls she was adorably pale. She was wearing a Falling In Reverse hoodie with a dark blue tank top under it, some shorts and a pair of black flats. You could perfectly hear the sound of Black Veil Brides’ “The Legacy” blaring from her headphones.
I liked her!... Then again, I did like Mrs. Bitchy vampire over there because she had a sum 41 shirt.
“Hey baby” said Jon while pulling her into the sweetest hug and kiss combo I’ve ever seen in my life.
[/They are sooooo cute!!
“Hey Jon!” she said cheerfully.
I introduced myself and went to the kitchen to get a water bottle. It was actually to get away from Sam’s death glare.
‘Hey, can I have one?” Said Piper from behind me.
“Sure” I said while handing her a bottle.
“I needed an excuse to leave. That Sam girls a bitch!”
YES!!!! She hates her too!
“Tell me about it!”
Caitlin came over a few minutes later, told us that Sam called her a whore while the guys weren’t paying attention, and we ended up talking about our mutual hate for Sam.
She is going down.
[*A/N: I hope you guys liked it! R&R please! Just in case the song I was mentally singing was “Girl you should’ve been a drummer” by William Beckett. You should check it out. It’s awesome! And yes I know I have a problem with him, but how can you not love that man!? :D