The date, the ice cream, the...Brendon?
Oh and I kind of feel dirty for a part in here sooo I’m sorry xD
My mind had absolutely converted into baby food. I mean really I was so nervous about my date with Ryan, but then out of the blue I realized something.
That you’re fucking retarded?
Yes, but let me finish. Okay so I realized that Ryan didn’t actually ask me out on a date, he just asked me if I wanted to go to the movies with him. So now I’m really scared because I don’t know what to do. What if Brendon, the guys and the skank are all invited? , and I’m here sitting in my room like the pathetic loser I am, imagining possible scenarios for a non-existent date. I’m gonna take a shower, and see if can figure this out.
15 minutes later
Okay so during my shower I didn’t even come close to understanding my situation, but I did grasp the concept of humanity and discovered a cure for Cancer.
Oh showers. How I loathe you right now.
The only possible thing to do right now is to ask him about it.
“Hey, Ry?” I called for him while walking down the stairs to the living room.
“Yes, Mel” He said with that adorable smile of his.
“So, Um, listen, ah, about tonight” I said while awkwardly scratching the back of my neck.
“What about it?” He asked while looking at me with a serious face.
“Um, I just wanted to know who’s going with us.”
“Um, nobody, it’s a date, just you and me, is that okay?”
“Oh, yeah sure I just thought for a second that maybe you didn’t ask me out” I said while letting my breathing return to its normal pace.
“Well I did” he said while winking
Ooops, there go my ovaries
“You better get ready, we leave in an hour” He said while bringing me back from my daydream about him and me riding twin unicorns into the sunset.
“Okay” I replied while going upstairs to my room which I share with Caitlin.
“Cait, I need your help. Ryan asked me out to the movies and we leave in an hour.” I said a little too fast.
“What? Are you for real? And you didn’t tell me, Oh My GerardWaygodofsex we need to get you ready!” She said while grabbing her phone and calling Piper.
After almost an hour I was ready to go.
I was wearing a pair of black skinny jeans and a black and white striped shirt, a pair of red converses and a red bow in my hair. Piper helped me out with my make-up, which was only mascara, lip gloss, and a thin coat of eyeliner that was barely noticeable. She also helped me curl my hair and made it look awesome.
Overall I was looking pretty damn fine, If I do say so myself.
There was a soft knock on the bedroom door and Cait answered it revealing a dapper looking Ryan.
Ryan always looked dapper, but tonight I imagined it being out of the ordinary because he was going on a date with me.
A girl can dream.
“Hey, you ready to go?” He asked
“Yeah, sure” and with that we were off to his car.
“You look very beautiful tonight” he said while opening my car door
What a fucking gentleman!
“Thanks, you look very handsome” I said while blushing
During the car ride we talked normally, like if we weren’t going on a date. After a few minutes we reached the movie theater.After buying the tickets we sat down and waited for the movie to start.
The atmosphere was friendly, we occasionally made comments here and there about the movie and how It was very unrealistic that a teddy bear came to life and that Mark Wahlberg looked so hot!
Yeah, Mark looks good in Ted, don’t judge!
After the movie was over we went to a little ice cream shop around the corner from the movies.
“Did you have fun?” Ryan asked me.
The truth is, I did have fun, but not the type of fun I would expect.
Wink,wink hahaha jk you sickos
But really, I kind of wanted to do something more personal, like a date where we could actually talk, but then again the night is young.
“Oh, yeah, of course” I replied
“ Wait here I’m gonna go get us some ice cream” As Ryan stood up, I saw a couple that seemed extremely familiar. That’s when it hit me.
We never told Brendon.
I’m in the shit for sure.
As you can guess the very cute looking couple of Brendon and Sam were walking hand in hand into the ice cream shop. It was quite big, but any sudden movements and our cover would be blown.
“Here we go, one Strawberry for the Ryan and one Vanilla for the lady” Ryan said. As he said those words everything seemed to go in slow motion as Ryan tripped on a spoon previously used by a toddler and landed on top of Brendon and Sam’s motherfucking table.
Like a Ross.
Ohh I see what you did there!
No time for jokes, this is serious business.
So instead of hiding and making a perfect plan for when Bren recognized us I simply decided to do things by impulse.
As fast as my little legs could take me, I ran to the table, pulled Ryan by the collar of his shirt and dragged him to the bathroom of the shop. Brendon didn’t seem to notice or care for that matter that it was in fact me dragging him or that it was Ryan in the first place. Sam on the other hand, caught us red handed.
“Brenny Bear, I need to go to the bathroom” She said very loudly to make sure that we heard her. Obviously to the people around them it sounded like a sexual innuendo.
[*Meanwhile in the bathroom with Ryan:
“What the hell?, Why did you drag me here?” He asked obviously confused, so I explained the dilemma and thankfully he seemed to catch on pretty fast.
“ So what are we gonna do?” he asked
“ Well, I think were gonna have to do some…things” I said in the most awkward way possible.
“What do you mean” He asked having no clue what I was talking about
Idiot, cute…but still an idiot.
“Okay Ryan, lets see if you understand me, you fell, I grabbed you and dragged you to the only bathroom here, that is for men and women…and we’re here together…a man…and a woman” I said while blushing .
“Oh, so we have to pretend we’re having sex in here so they don’t kick us out and Bren and Sam don’t find out”
At that very moment, there was a knock on the door.
“Excuse me, to the person or people in the bathroom, you need to get out because I have to pee.” Sam said from outside the door.
After a minute of silence Brendon spoke up and everybody gave him attention for his statement.
“Yeah, she’s on her period, you can’t deny a woman on her period the right to use the bathroom!”
We are fucked.
I didn’t even know what he was doing until he did it,we were at the point of no return.
Ryan had pinned me against the door rather harshly, to make sure it made a loud sound.
Now I know where he was going with this.
He gave me a weak smile and began kissing my neck making me utter a sound that made me disgusted In myself. Without a warning he kissed me full on the lips.
Talk about a first date
After that he began moaning as I kissed his neck
Okay, maybe I was taking this a little bit to serious.
By then the people outside were going crazy, some were screaming, some people were cheering and of course Bren and Sam were disgusted.
We continued making out.
OhmymotherfuckingGerardWay I’m making out with Ryan!!
I realized there that we didn’t need to kiss because the people outside couldn’t see us.
At that point Ryan begun grinding on to me while I thrust my hips against his. I assure you the moans at that point were more that real.
After a few minutes of this, people started leaving.
“Oh, fuck it, let’s go” said Brendon
The coast was clear. I rapidly ripped Ryan off me and we just looked at each other, after a few minutes we burst out laughing at the act we had done.
As we walked outside, there was nobody in the store.
Only a couple standing by the door, the girl wore a satisfied grin, while the boy was pissed beyond belief.