Sometimes a guy just needs some time to think.
(#) PartyPooperX 2012-07-20 10:54:58 AMI swear this story is slowly descending into utter madness. Me likey!
This is hilarious, the Italian mafia's number 1 enemy is the Volturi. Makes me lop. Hot stuff!
WHY do i keep saying that god aweful phrase?!
Author's responseSlowly descending? Dude, I think that ship has well and truly sailed.
Yeah, why do you keep saying that? O.o
(#) BulletproofNinja 2012-07-20 11:23:50 AMHahahaha, when they started talking relationships! So funny!
I actually love this story, like immensely.
Please update soon, I want Gerard to come to Frankie's rescue and they can run off and have lots of little babies together!
Author's responseYeah, that might be a little difficult, neither of them having a womb and ovaries and the like...
(#) CatscanFlyy 2012-07-20 11:26:03 AM"Done Swedish, German, Lebanese. Never Italian"
Everything in this made me laugh so much of my god I don't how you do it but I'm super glad you do, jesus christ that was some good shit.
I'm very uneducated/I don't leave my house ever so i don't know what Parkinson's is but I hope you don't have it!
Also that personality test thing was bullshit, I think you're awesome.
Author's responseParkinsons is a herditary disease (meaning it hides until your older and then it jumps out and KILLS YOU) which causes your brain to slowly lose touch with your limbs so that you shake all the time and you get these stupid tremours and you can't even fucking button up your school shirt or drink a cup of cocoa without causing yourself serious damage. Yeah, it sucks pretty bad.
Thanks, dude. I sincerely hope that what they say about the Internet God being a cock-sucking liar is true, otherwise I'm going to have to say a lot of sorries to a lot of people. And you are likewise awesome. Butcha knew that!
(#) ilovefrankieieroxx 2012-07-20 02:00:45 PMOh.my.fucking.god.
I love you seriously! You better love me back!
This is so hilarious and well written and it has the mafia kidnapping frank it's like my fucking dream come true!
Good luck with your test thingy btw .__.
Author's responseI love you back. Honest to zod.
Thanks. Gotta say, it's putting a little dampner on my holiday. :/
(#) BLEEDINontheFLOOR 2012-07-20 06:53:12 PMWow What a twist! Is Gerard going to save him? HMMMMMM XD Update as soon as possible.
Author's responseIkr? I can hardly believe it myself! That would be good, wouldn't it? You'd like that, wouldn't you? Well, it shall be as God wills.
- It's complete and utter madness and I fucking love it. Seriously, one of the funniest stories i have ever read.
Good luck with the test :)
Author's responseReally? You should meet my cat.
Thanks. It should be a doddle if they don't stick too many OK magazines in my face.
(#) aweirdtree 2012-07-22 12:30:08 PMoh my god. i don't know what to say, this was just... gAAH. too good. fucking hell, almost died laughing :'DDD
and i hope you don't have Parkinson's; that would really fucking suck. good luck with the teasts! i'm crossing my fingers here for you.
Author's responseAh, all the best people die laughing, don'r worry about it.
It would suck, wouldn't it? I probably DON'T have Parkinsons, considering the majority of people who get it are, like, 50 (and I'm not...that I know of...) but still. I'd quite like to know why it's so difficult for me to pour a cup of tea.
(#) NotKissingYouGoodBye 2012-07-25 06:54:19 AMWOW I really am falling in love with this story, can’t wait for the next Update.
Ok I know what I’m about to say next has nothing to do with this chapter...
I just thought you might like to know that because of your story, I went out and bought a 'Nirvana' CD, just so than maybe one day when I feel like shit I can sit in a cupboard and die from suffocation, starvation or Nirvana...whichever one comes first :) lol.
Keep doing what your doing.XOXO.
Author's responseYOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE BEFORE?? :O!! You're lucky you went out and bought one or you'd have to have remained a Philistine for the rest of your days!
No worries, I shall, I shall.