We get back and Brendon isn't as mean as I thought he would be. Is Ryan mad? Mean Girls is awesome.
I had never felt this scared in my life.
The only time I felt relatively like this was when Brendon and I were younger and accidentally destroyed our mom’s favorite dress, it was this really expensive dress that she wore on her first date with our dad and ever since she gave birth to me she had been trying to get back in shape just to wear it.
It had been a week since mom was back to her old size and on Friday night she and dad were going out for dinner, she was gonna wear the dress. Too bad on Friday morning Brendon and I accidentally ran it over on our big wheel. It had been a very muddy day.
Bren and I were grounded for at least two months, but I think the wait for mom’s car ride home from work was worse than the punishment.
After Sam left, Brendon locked the door.
I swear he was going to murder us right then and there.
“What in the motherfucking fucking fuck is wrong with you!?” he asked clearly furious
Well that was one hell of a question.
“I-I, um, it was, um, just, ah-“ Ryan stuttered as he tried to answer the question.
“ No excuses Ross, you know the rules, you can’t be near my sister in that kind of way, I would of not been as mad if you guys would of told me beforehand, instead, I found out by hearing you guys fucking in the restroom of an ice cream shop!” Brendon yelled
“We weren’t doing ‘fucking’ “ I said putting air quotes on the word
“I’ll admit it wasn’t the best distraction because it made the fact that we were there more obvious, but it was the first thing that popped into my head, knowing you, you would have beaten the living crap out of Ryan for just landing on your table and I knew if we went to the bathroom nobody would follow us there. Obviously we had to make it sound convincing. I’m sorry Bren! I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or embarrass you in front of everyone. I’m also sorry we broke your precious rule, it’s not like the relationship is going anywhere, it was just a date.” I uttered out, feeling braver with every word
“I- I just, awh fuck it, I can’t stay mad at you sissy!” Brendon smiled and hugged me.
“That’s it? Can I go now? “ said Ryan
“Um, yeah if you want, I’m still pissed at you but I’ll forget you in a few days” Brendon said while giving him a “bro hug”.
“ I’ll see ya tomorrow Bren” He said while leaving.
Why did he say goodbye to Bren and not me?
And why did he have that wierd look on his face?
Maybe he was scared Brendon would get even madder if he mentioned my name.
I went in to my room and found Caitlin sitting crossed legged on the bed writing something on the computer.
“Hey, come here and tell me if you think Frank should give Gerard Hershey’s kisses or Reece’s peanut butter cups”
She was writing a Frerard.
“ Because I was thinking of him going like ‘Hey Gerard, want a kiss?’ while waving the chocolate in front of him and actually kissing him or he could just take the Reece’s and be like ‘Build me up Buttercup’ and they would start making out” she said while laughing mischievously.
“ I think maybe Frank should grab a bag of skittles and put like two in his mouth and be like ‘ I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?’ “ I said while grinning.
“Oh, my! That’s just perfect!” she said while we giggled like idiots
“ So how did the date with Ry go?”
I explained the whole fiasco, not leaving even the slightest detail out.
“Why didn’t he say goodbye to you?”
“ I have no fucking clue”
“ Hey girlies, wanna watch a movie?” We heard Brendon yell from downstairs
“Yeah, sure” I replied while Cait and I walked downstairs.
We obviously picked Mean Girls.
The three of us quoted the movie like we always did, I was Gretchen, Cait was Karen and evil takes a human form in Brendon George. The rest of the characters we quoted all together.
We were having the best time ever, but when Brendon did the Kevin Gnapoor rap I lost my shit.
I swear I never laughed so hard in my life.
Everything was back to normal.