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Phil is not on fire 3
4 ReviewsTitle credit: Phil Lester (AmazingPhil).
It was time for a new ‘Phil is not on fire’, so Dan made his way eagerly to Phil’s. He was smiling like an idiot the whole way. He couldn’t believe how much people liked his video. He knocked on Phil’s door repeatedly until it opened.
“Dan!” Phil grinned, pulling Dan into the apartment.
“Phil!” Dan grinned back, jokingly.
“The camera’s set up so…” Phil walked to his room, Dan catching on and following him.
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“I would lose the sense of… dance.” They had just started the video and already they had cat whiskers on their faces.
After a couple of questions –probably not going to be used- Phil picked up a bib toy spider, squashing it against Dan’s face. “Noo, noo.” Dan repeated until Phil stopped being childish.
“Why are there no more dinosaurs?” Dan asked Phil.
“Because they got sad and exploded.” Dan looked at Phil smiling. He couldn’t help but think how cute he was when he said things like that. Quickly shaking the thought though, he moved on.
“What would you not do for £1,000?”
“Eat a dog.” They looked at each other in silence for a few seconds before laughing.
“Touch Dan’s spine and say a magic word.” Phil smirked on the inside. He moved his hand to Dan’s back slowly, and gently touched it. Phil was barley touching him but to Dan it felt like fire running down his back.
The next question they had to flip their fringes to opposite sides. Phil commented, saying he thought his looked good. Dan was quick to reply, saying they looked exactly the same.
They took turns making what noise they thought a lion and a walrus combined would make. Then together, they did an impersonation. After that weirdness the pair wrote a song and tried fitting apples into their mouths. Dan fitting more into his mouth, than Phil could.
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About an hour later, Dan started dancing with his ass facing the camera. Phil laughed trying to tell him to stop.
A lot of questions later, Phil turned off the camera and turned to Dan. “Well, I think we did well.” He joked, shaking Dan’s hand.
Dan held in a laugh and shook Phil’s hand back. They looked at each other, hands still held and burst out laughing and because they were sitting on Phil’s bed, they fell back words. When they had finally calmed down, they turned and looked at each other. Silence captured the room, neither wanting to make a sound. Phil started to lean towards Dan but his phone went off. Dan sighed, sitting up as Phil reached for his phone.
“Dan!” Phil grinned, pulling Dan into the apartment.
“Phil!” Dan grinned back, jokingly.
“The camera’s set up so…” Phil walked to his room, Dan catching on and following him.
~~~~~
“I would lose the sense of… dance.” They had just started the video and already they had cat whiskers on their faces.
After a couple of questions –probably not going to be used- Phil picked up a bib toy spider, squashing it against Dan’s face. “Noo, noo.” Dan repeated until Phil stopped being childish.
“Why are there no more dinosaurs?” Dan asked Phil.
“Because they got sad and exploded.” Dan looked at Phil smiling. He couldn’t help but think how cute he was when he said things like that. Quickly shaking the thought though, he moved on.
“What would you not do for £1,000?”
“Eat a dog.” They looked at each other in silence for a few seconds before laughing.
“Touch Dan’s spine and say a magic word.” Phil smirked on the inside. He moved his hand to Dan’s back slowly, and gently touched it. Phil was barley touching him but to Dan it felt like fire running down his back.
The next question they had to flip their fringes to opposite sides. Phil commented, saying he thought his looked good. Dan was quick to reply, saying they looked exactly the same.
They took turns making what noise they thought a lion and a walrus combined would make. Then together, they did an impersonation. After that weirdness the pair wrote a song and tried fitting apples into their mouths. Dan fitting more into his mouth, than Phil could.
~~~~~
About an hour later, Dan started dancing with his ass facing the camera. Phil laughed trying to tell him to stop.
A lot of questions later, Phil turned off the camera and turned to Dan. “Well, I think we did well.” He joked, shaking Dan’s hand.
Dan held in a laugh and shook Phil’s hand back. They looked at each other, hands still held and burst out laughing and because they were sitting on Phil’s bed, they fell back words. When they had finally calmed down, they turned and looked at each other. Silence captured the room, neither wanting to make a sound. Phil started to lean towards Dan but his phone went off. Dan sighed, sitting up as Phil reached for his phone.
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