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17# A Damsel In Distress

by scarlett_fitch2027 19 Reviews

Because deep down he wants to be there for you.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012/08/30 - Updated: 2012/10/05 - 2503 words

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  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) Bella_Jinxx 2012-08-30 03:41:04 AM

    I... I...I.... Damn it, Scarlett, why am I unable to fucking write a review.
    This was amazing and I'm dying and anduahfwujbywyfeuyfe. C'mere and lemme love you. -tackle hugs-

    Author's response

    Too. much. love.
    Initiating sequence...self destruct...
    Sequence Overun.
    I'm good, I'm good. But please, WARN me next time you're gonna do that!
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) MCRkilljoy 2012-08-30 03:41:54 AM

    I this was fucking hilarious!! Those mafia guys are fucking cunts! Why would you hurt Fwankie like that??

    Author's response

    Why WOULDN'T you hurt Fwankie like that?!
    Wait...what? I dunno.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) PartyPooperX 2012-08-30 03:54:09 AM

    asdfghjkyehfgbegb you legend. That whole sawdust dummy torture scene almost made me pee! For someone whose forte isn't teen fluff you pretty much mastered it, no joke.

    I'm getting my hankie out for the next chapter. Gotta feeling I'm gonna need it

    Author's response

    I see you too have joined the trend of pressing random keyboard letters to produce a incomprehensible statement. Nice one.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) ThanksChemVenom 2012-08-30 02:12:47 PM

    HERE IS A GIANT HUG FROM ME.

    I LOVE THIS AND YOU"RE AWESOME.

    Author's response

    HUG RESPONDED BUT KINDA FEEBLY BECAUSE I'M NOT ONE FOR PUBLIC SHOWS OF AFFECTION OR HUMAN CONTACT

    You are likewise awesome and loved.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) saze97 2012-08-30 03:55:57 PM

    AHHH SUSPENSE!!!!!

    Nice terminator reference btw, it must really really hurt to do that though.

    Also, why does Frank have an elder wand in his pocket???

    Update soon, I wanna know what happens to Frank!

    Author's response

    Indeed, it was hard and painful. Because gosh darnit you know how much I hate Terminator.
    ...
    You can't prove anything! Fuck you! You'll never take me alive!
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) BulletproofNinja 2012-08-30 04:30:04 PM

    “How about you take a look up your own asshole? I’ll bet it’s big enough!” OMFG, This!
    I laughed so hard at the patheticness of the mob guys. They're so funny! Frank's such a hardass, seriously. XD
    GEEGEE COME AND SAVE YOUR FRONKEHHHH!!!!!
    *Ahem* Yeah, update soon? Pretty please? With Gerard Way on top?
    ~BulletproofNinja xo

    Author's response

    No way. I'm on top. Every time.
    Wow, THAT was vastly inappropriate. Sorry guys, forgot to take the pills this morning.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) jessloui 2012-08-31 02:16:06 AM

    OMG this was perfect. I am literally in tears right now it's that amusing.

    Author's response

    Squeeze a little lemon in it and it'll be right as rain.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) LanaKrueger 2012-08-31 06:37:02 AM

    This chapter made my day, I love it so much!

    Author's response

    That was kinda like this one time and I was walking in the forest and out of nowhere came this leprechaun and he took me to this faraway land where I met Santa and Luke Skywalker and Aslan and Jesus.

    Wait, no. Not like that at all.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) RubyLuck 2012-08-31 03:00:04 PM

    OH MY EFFING GOD this is soooo good. Please update soon. I wanna know what happens

    Author's response

    OH MY EFFING GOD sure.
  • A Misfit's Guide to the 20 Ways

    (#) MrsWayBeckett 2012-09-02 01:42:48 PM

    Yay! An update!!
    This. Was. Hilarious. You. Fucking. Talented. Bitch!
    Ifuckingloveyousoomuchthisstorymakesmydayeverytimeyouupdate!
    Can we be fuckwad besties? I wanna be fuckwad besties!
    Cool?
    Haha you have no choice,
    By the power invested in me by Mikey's unicorns, Gerard's sass, Ray's Fro and Frank's doggies, I now pronounce us Fuckwad besties!!
    Ya dig?! xD
    Jesus Christ I haz problems!
    Update soon my darling, this is amazing work! :D

    Author's response

    Oh, are people asking if they can be friends now? I did that last week and all I got were weird looks. But sure, we can be fuckwad besties if you want...although I really object to the term bestie. And don't worry doll, we all haz problems. Some are just better at hiding it than others.

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