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Gerard Is From Venus
4 reviewsFrank is not from Mars. Frank is from Earth. Frank hates aliens. FRERARD!
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So Long And Goodnight (thanks for all the fish)
4 reviewsFrank doesn’t like aliens. They are slimy and smell bad and always push in front of him in the queue at the cinema.
5FunnyVenturing Into The Enemy's Bosom
6 reviewsFrank is not going to go. No one on earth- or on any other planet- can make him. He will die before they win.
5FunnyAnother Girl, Another Planet
5 reviewsTo Frank’s surprise, and slight disappointment, none of them maim themselves trying to come see him for a long time.
5OriginalAs the Years fly by (in tiny metal capsules)
3 reviews“Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank!” Gerard is chanting, like Frank’s name is a spell to ward of death. Frank wishes his name were a spell to ward off aliens.
2FunnyCooties
9 reviewsThey came from way up in outer space, she's hard to miss and so they landed on her face.
4Funny
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