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Judge, your trolling has gotten out of hand. So I'm angry, and I finally decided to do something, so here it is. This is my message to you:
FITE ME IRL FEGGIT DO U EVEN LIFT

I GOT HUNDREDS OF HOMIEZ UP IN DIS BITCH AND WE'RE GOING TO NARNIA SOON TO GET BOB BRYAR AND HE WILL FITE U WITH US HE HAS AN ARMY OF KITTEH CATS
MOIKEY WAY IS ON HIS WAY AND HE WILL LET US BORROW UNICORNS TO WHOOP YO ASS WITH
IMA GIT MAH HOMIEZ IN DA HOOD:
ROSHANDA
SHAQUEFA
ROMANSHA
AND MANY MORE
PRINCESS FRO FRO WILL LEAD US INTO BATTLE AND WE SHALL CHARGE AT YOU GERARD WILL BE THROWING STARBUCKS FOAM CUPS AT YOU WHILE FRANKIE UNLEASHES HIS ARMY OF PUPPIES AT YOU TO LICK YOUR FACE OFF
WE ARE COMING FOR U AND WE WILL INFILTRATE UR HOUSE AND MAKE IT OUR OWN SANCTUARY FOR UNICORNS CATS DOGS AND BUNNIES AND YOU WILL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN WE WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT SKITTLES AND LISTEN TO MCR UNTIL YOU ARE ONE OF US.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
I'M GONNA FIND YOU I'M GONNA FIND YOU SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT RUN AND TELL THAT RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY
UR GETTIN REPORT -_-
UR GETTIN DELETE -_-
UR GETTIN SPAGHETTI -_-
UR GETTIN POKER FACE -_-
UR GETTIN FICWAFFLE -_-

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