I met Penina and Jennifer at our usual spot, only this time I was greeted with gifts.
"Oh my God guys! I told you not to get me anything!"
That was a lie, I had practically made a list of gift ideas. I started to eye up the bags, checking which one was biggest. As usual Penina had gave me a HUGE bag full of stuff, so did Jen, thats unusual.
"Yeah, of course we didn't... Anyway! OPEN MY PRESENT FIRST!"
Jen was usually very calm over these things, it must be a pretty bad ass gift. I pulled it out of the bag and started to destroy the wrapping paper. Poor paper...
Behind the thousands of layers of wrapping paper lay a signed cd, not just any signed cd, a DEAR AND DEPARTED SIGNED CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD."
"Oh so you don't like it? Oh well I guess I can take it back then..."
'You do that and I will turd on your face while you sleep"
The whole of KFC erupted with noise, we weren't the quietest of groups. Me, Penina, Hozzie, Jennifer, Dan, Jeremy, Gerard, Frank, Mikey and Ray each sat in our usual birthday booth. We were practically there all of the time.
"Ok so Im getting my food, anyone need anything?"
"Umm Gerard didn't bring money for anything"
"Oh well Frank, should me and you go half on bowling and food for Gerard?"
"Sounds good to me"
"No you two aren't paying for me"
Why was he being so defensive? I mean I wouldn't class me and him as good friends but he was still my friend, Im not going to let him starve.
"MIKEY! HOLD HIM DOWN! FRANK COME GET THE FOOD!"
Mikey practically dived on top of Gerard as me and Frank ran to the till. I made sure my birthday badge was on show, this guy bald, bald guys were usually nice. Unless it was my next door neighbour, he was a bald douchebag.
"Hi welcome to KFC, my name is Steve and I will be your server today. How may I help you?"
Wow this place really changed, Im not sure if its a good thing. This guys freaky!
"Umm hey Steve? I am Miss Chloe Shefford and I would like to order 2 popcorn chicken snack boxes, please. Thanks for your service"
I turned to Frank who had an amused look on his face.
"Right, coming up. Oh is it your birthday?"
'Why it is Steve! Thanks for noticing!"
'Well then, don't tell my boss but I will give you 10% off your meal. Happy Birthday"
"See Frank! This is why I like bald people!"
Penina walked around the corner earning a quick glance from Frank. I don't see why they don't just go out?!? IDIOTS!
"Yeah, thats why you took a photo of that bald guy on the bus!"
Could she be any louder? My face turned into a tomato, literally. Steve came from the back of the food court and handed me my meal/ meals, I must look like such a fatty. Well I thought I looked like a fatty. Mikey came round the corner with a whole family meal, for himself! Seriously, how could someone that thin eat so much?
"Well Im going back to the table, come on Mikes"
I crawled over everyone to get to the middle, it must have been pretty awkward for them having my arse in their faces- luckily for them, I did not fart.
"Ok guys, Im going to the toilet. Look after my food"
Each of us looked at each other, you know the way a cat looks at someone as it is about to pounce, yeah it was that kind of look.
"Ok Mikes don't take to long"
Penina and Frank came back about 5 seconds after Mikey left, the first thing they saw was Jennifer and Gerard licking Mikeys chips.
"OH MY GOD! LET ME JOIN IN!"
I swear to God Penina has some kind of mental illness, she acts like she has the brain of a 2 year old. It wasn't long before she was biting Mikeys chips and putting them back in the pile, of course I had to video it. Ray came running around the corner.
"ABORT! ABORT! THE BIRD IS LEAVING THE NEST!"
Each of us ran back to our seats as if nothing had happened, Mikey came strutting around the corner casually.
"Why do you guys look so weird?"
I think he was onto us. He slowly sat down giving each of us a confused look, then it happened. The chip was picked up and thrown into Mikeys mouth, we could barely hide our laughter.
"H... How are yo... our, pffttt... chips Mikes?"
Ray patted Hozzies back so it looked like she was choking and not laughing, Mikey was none the wiser.
"Yeah, its nice. Thanks for asking..."
Frank couldn't hold it in and quickly told him.
"WE LICKED YOUR CHIPS!"
Why didn't we just blindfold him our something? Now we are going to get the wrath of Mikey.
"Oh well, its only chips. Waste not want not"
Really? This kid was so weird, he was almost like a human bin. Hmm, that gives me an idea for later.
Finally Gerard said the most logical thing that Ive heard all day.
"Lets sing Happy Birthday"
Oh crap, that was supposed to be a thought, not a spoken one. Just a thought. The whole restaurant had their eyes on me.
"Sorry guys! I just ...umm... found another piece of chicken?"
Everyone resumed to their normal eating positions, but as for my table, everyone turned around and laughed at my blunder. Penina laughed so hard that she accidentally threw her drink all over Ray.
"AWW IVE SPILT MY DRINK ALL OVER ME!"
Ray tapped her on the shoulder, Pen slowly turned around finding her drink all over Rays head.
"Crap! Im so sorry!"
"Ahh its all good Pen"
Dan turned to me and smiled.
"Anyway guys, lets sing Happy Birthday"
That must have been the first thing he has said to me in the past month, we are really growing apart. Ive tried to talk to him, he obviously doesn't want to talk to me.
The whole table started to erupt with the different tunes of Happy Birthday.
"WAIT GUYS! I WANNA FILM THIS SHIT!"
Everyone paused and waited for my signal.
I managed to get everyone in the film with my terrible filming skills, at the end Mikey decided to show me a huge chip that he had managed to find.
"HELL YEAH IM WINNING!"
"Yeah thats because you've used the ramp for half of your turns Chloe!"
'Really? Have you just said Yolo?"
"Oh crap, yeah. FISH!"
Hozzie had a confused look on her face.
"Wait, whats FISH?"
"YO MOMMA! LOL. Actually it means Fluff it Ship Happens..."
"Thanks Penina, Im so going to upload that on Facebook!"
Hollie Bareham- Oh My God guys! I know what FISH means! It means Fluff It Ship Happens!
I amused myself so much, I sat on the chair with the two bowling balls under my jumper.
"GUYS LOOK! I HAVE HUGE BOOBS!"
"Wow and you guys say I have the mind of a child"
Well I was wrong, me and Penina had the same minds.