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Profile of a FuckWad
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Profile of a FuckWad
(#) atomickilljoy 2012-09-25 08:14:59 PM
DON'T SPECULATE ON WHAT MY NAME IS! Just call me AJ, and know that I have Jennifer, whom I love to whore out to Bob. Jennifer is basically me, but 10x better looking, with a dead mom, a brother, and different name. That's it. XD
I DO MY STUFF ON MY KINDLEFIRE, TOO! YAY!Author's response
Okay, you are forever immortalized as AJ. So is Jennifer a character based on you? Like an alter ego? I used to have one... yeah I would switch between her and me and then my mom got annoyed so I was like, okay I'm Miranda now and she said YOU STAY THAT WAY, YOU ARE JUST MIRANDA ALWAYS and I was like O_o okay mom....
Sooo..... yeah. And OMG WE CAN BE KINDLE FIRE BUDDIES!!! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH -
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(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-09-25 08:31:04 PM
Oh, so that's your name. I've been referring to you as "Me-er-ah". :D
That's right. I refer you. I told my friend your unicorn story. She fucking loves you. xD
My insides got all fuzzy when I saw my name. Hug? Hug. :3
IT IS AN ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE. LET'S GO TO VEGAS...or Montana.
You must watch Doctor Who. You. Must. O_O
However, I don't like tea. Pink lemonade instead?
Eek, sorry I like long reviews and I like you. :P
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Oh, yeah, I'm Miranda. Lol where did "Me-er-ah" come from? Aww. -hugs you because you're just really weird and nice-
And you tell your friends about me??? AHHHHHH OMG YOU ARE THE BESTEST wait, who's your friend? I WANT US ALL TO BE FRIENDS
-hugs you again- everyone needs hugs! :D
OMG OMG OMG ADVENTURE TIME YESSS LET'S GO TO VEGAS because of Panic! and The Killers and cool hotels.
'Kay I'll watch Doctor Who! So psyched!
Lemonade is pretty awesome, I'll admit. But the best... is...
THE UNION OF ICED TEA AND LEMONADE I MEAN ADFEJFBFNDFHGOTIDJ YES
I love long reviews, either giving or receiving them. So thank you darling :) and I like you too! :P -
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(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-09-25 08:48:46 PM
Oh, I guess I left out the part about me&you watching like the whole freakin Doctor Whoooo series and have tea and crumpets together. Cause that is just mandatory. :D
(team patrick :P)Author's response
YES OMG YES PLEASE LET'S WATCH IT ALL TOGETHER but isn't that a lot of episodes OMG CARES WE WILL DO IT TOGETHER :'''D
Hey, you said that you don't like tea! I will drink the tea though, don't worry!
The only way to eat a crumpet is with a whole stick of butter melted into it. That's from danisnotonfire. (That boy is one of my favorite people.)
And what are you saying BITCH PLEASE TEAM RYAN FOR THE WIN :P -
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(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-09-25 09:42:34 PM
Oh so many hugs, yay!
Well, I took Mirazal-zal= Mira= "Me-er-ah" :D
Don't worry. I'm not just walking walking up to strangers and telling them about the nice girly on ficwad. I'm not that weird. I just told MYBESTFUCKINGFRIENDEVER. Seriously, she's like the cocaine to my waffles.
6 million hours of the Doctor? We can do it. Lean on meeeee, when yo not strong, I'llll be yo friiiennd, I'll help you caarrryy ooonnn.
I meant to put that crumpet bit above where I said I didn't like t. Tea's icky. But the UNION OF ICED TEA AND LEMONADE? FUCK YEAH.
We are soulmates. Enough said. I love Dan. But more like a goldfish. I have a creepy crush on Phil. He's just adorbs.
My heart will always belong to Patrick Stump though.
TEAM AWESOME. FTWWW. :D
Author's response
HUGS
HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS
Like that episode of Adventure Time. Hug Wolf. Ajduefhdj.
DUDE YOU CAN TELL STRANGERS ABOUT ME I DON'T MIND AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIEND THAT I LOVE HER VERY MUCH AND I GIVE HER A BAJILLION COOKIES (cocaine to your waffles... imma use that sometime. Coolio.)
YES WE CAN DO IT 'cause we got each other, and that's a lot for loooooove, WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT
Yes. We are in fact, soulmates. We really need to get FicWad married. (And awww Phil! He's kinda more like my goldfish, Dan is, god, he's like my secret lover or something)
Hahahaha.... my heart will always belong to Ryan Ross!
TEAM AWESOME FTWWW INDEED -
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(#) CyanideSuicide 2012-09-25 10:40:08 PM
Oooh there is a story kinda like that. Lindsey and Bandit die and Gerard goes kinda crazy and is a pedophile, so when a girl shows up on his doorstep he 'takes her in' and lindseys ghost helps her fix gerard. It's really good, its called the poison.Author's response
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK
I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR READING THAT YESTERDAY
WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO HOMEWORK
OH MY GOD ELLIE IS JUST THE GREATEST WRITER
I CANNOT EVEN AJFFJWJDNXNDL -
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(#) Poppana 2012-09-26 11:17:16 AM
I've really no idea how I got here but oh my gosh, dude, did you notice you put me under favorite authors? o_O ... Seek professional help, you poor delusional little creature.
Oh, and yes, Doctor Who. Watch it. I'm serious. If you don't, I will come to your house, tie you down in front of a TV/computer, and make you watch Doctor Who. And then I will test you on how much you've learned to make sure you really watched it >:O And then we'll have fish fingers and custard.Author's response
Dude, are you kidding me? I love your story about MCR in Finland! OH GOD YES I LOVE IT SO
And whaaaaat I'm not delusional I'm just crazy! (Haha, i'm not offended or anything. -hugs you-)
OMG COME OVER SOMETIME 'CAUSE ME AND LAUREN ARE GONNA WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES TOGETHER AND WE CAN ALL WATCH THEN HAVE TEA AND CRUMPETS AND FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD OMG YES I'M GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN -
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(#) XEvil_AngelX 2012-09-26 06:58:00 PM
OHMYGODTHESAMESHITHAPPENSTOME! Everyone thinks I'm 14 and only like Gee, which is wrong gawd I like Moikey ;) either way, but my friends and people here know somewhat of what happens behind clo- OKAY STOP NO NO DRAMA GOOD REVEIW TO THE GOOD LADY! Erm yeah 1 night and im married :) goooooooooooooooooood times =) so yeah call me Sam (or if your really hyper Pinky Magoo works also) :D Bai (pppppsssssst sum 41 is good haha SPAMMING WITH MY FAV BANDS FTW) sorry hyper CHAIRMODE ACTIVATE BOOPAuthor's response
OMG I KNOW RIGHT I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE MIKEY NEEDS TO BE A MALE MODEL jus' sayin'
You are really random and weird and hyper and OMG PINKY MAGOO WHAT and I love it!!!!! -hugs you- -
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(#) XEvil_AngelX 2012-09-26 08:01:17 PM
-hugs back- I dyed my hair bright pink for my forst day of high school (currently re Josh Ramsay-fying it) but YAYYYY i like you already (and i barely know you) -gives snickers bar- THANKS TO AJ I KNOW WHAT THESE AREAuthor's response
AHHH YOU ARE PINKY MAGOO
THAT IS ALL I CAN CALL YOU RIGHT NOW
OH LORDY
Josh Ramsay sjdsjdissbakssm YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE THAT OMG I CAN'T EVEN AJSSIDBSJ
Yeah, I like you too! Hey, do I get to be you and AJ's CHILD???!?!!?! YOU GUYS AS PARENTS WOULD BE COOLIO -
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(#) XEvil_AngelX 2012-09-26 09:03:32 PM
YES OF COURSE I LOVEEES YOU! And YAY!!!! "mm dat ass" "Nobody likes you! But you have a nice butt, you could be a model or something
I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOUR MY KID BUT YOU LIKE JOSH RAMSAY SO I LIKE YOU THAT MUCH MORE CAUSE HE IS LIKE A SEXY GOD!Author's response
OMG I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE MY MOM (O.o) AND WE HAVE A MUTUAL LOVE FOR JOSH RAMSAY AND HE IS DEFINITELY A SEXY GOD
I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD RAISE ME RIGHT -
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(#) Happily_Never_After 2012-09-26 09:08:22 PM
Awesome! I love your profile, and my new friend Maria actually does have a family in the Philippines, and she says the McDonald's over there have Chicken and Rice as a choice. And Jolibee and Chowking are the major food places there.
You seem awesome! :DAuthor's response
Omg really? Thanks! I love you too! -hugs-
And I don't know your friend but SHE IS LIKE MY FILIPINO BUDDY NOW AND FOREVER
And she is right. The fast food there is crazy.... I actually really like Jollibee! The mascot is kinda creepy though. (And of course McD has rice. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN but it's different there, here there's apparently "yummier burgers" according to my aunt, 'cause in the Philippines they Asian-ify it.)
You seem awesome too! -more hugs-