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Profile of a FuckWad
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Profile of a FuckWad
(#) XEvil_AngelX 2012-09-27 05:24:28 PM
OF COURSE WE WILL AHH! I will be the mom who likes a lot of the same things as you (sexy band memebers and such) while AJ will be erm I dont exactly know O_O)Author's response
AJ will be.... the other mom who likes a lot of the same things as me! I'm pretty sure she does....
Should one of us write another fic to officialize my.... addition to the ficwaffle marriage? OH WAIT I'M ADOPTED THAT IS SO COOL OMG SJRKFBFNSKSK
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(#) XEvil_AngelX 2012-09-29 07:22:04 PM
YEEEEEAH ONE OF US SHOULD! I'LL ATTEMPT OT (sorry if I fuck things up) IT WILL INCLUDE PEWDIE AND SUCH! Someone should tell AJ though...I WONT HUG YOU AGAIN BECAUSE I HATE HUGS (unless its a REALLY cute guy) other than that; THE FIRST ONE WAS HUG RAPE BECAUSE IT WAS FORCED UPON ME! MwahabababB B? B?! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAuthor's response
OMG YES PLEASE ATTEMPT i actually think i'm the worst writer in the family, but that's fine by me. :D
NO WHAAAAT YOU DON'T LIKE HUUUUUUGS???? NOOOOO HUGS ARE LIKE, MY MODUS OPERANDI.
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(#) electricviolence 2012-09-29 07:37:37 PM
I agree with whole 'Everyone-thinks-the-only-reason-I-like-a-band-is-because-all-of-its-members-are-handsome' thing. It makes me frustrated when I try to tell someone about a new song, and the person I'm talking to goes. "YOU ONLY LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE A FACE!"
Not true. I like their music for their music, not their beautiful bodies. (Hehehe) For all I care, they could look like an inside out horse. Ew.... sorry for the visual. But you get my point. o.OAuthor's response
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Omg, yes. YES.
YOU UNDERSTAND MEEEEEE I mean they are beautiful, but MUSIC OVER FACES ANY DAY GUYS
Eww.... visuals. BUT THAT'S OKAY I LURVE YOUUUU -
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(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-09-30 07:30:22 AM
Inside out horse= best imagery ever. I know what halloween costume's gonna be. :D
and.
OHMYGOD, MIRANDA. YOU'RE A HUG WOLF!Author's response
OH MY GOD
I AM
A HUG WOLF
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(#) XxPerfectTomorrowxX 2012-10-02 11:27:55 PM
Aw, I just saw this. Thank you, by the way- you're very kind. =D
Freshman year is terrible! High school gets really, really good senior year though. Well, it did for me anyway. You get this huge sense of freedom, even though you still aren't 'free' for another year.
Go Ronnie!Author's response
Awwwww! You're an awesome writer! I JUST SPEAK THE TRUTH
And yeah, freshman year is kinda.... uggghhhh. Yeah. The upperclassmen seem a lot happier than me, so my future probably looks up. :)
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(#) XxPerfectTomorrowxX 2012-10-02 11:29:06 PM
(Ficwad cut off my review. Darn it!)
I have such a huge crush on Ronnie!
Congrats on the wedded bliss, though I'm wishing it indirectly.
Once you get a boyfriend keep him on a leash! Maintain your freedom at all costs lol. I miss being single sometimes. :PAuthor's response
Yeah, Ronnie's just awesome.
I nominate him for president of North America. ._.
And thanks! Lauren probably says thanks too! She's awesome.
And okay, will do! Thanks for telling me! :D
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(#) KelseyChem 2012-11-15 04:09:34 PM
Hi yeah I'd like to marry you now, whether you like it or not. I hope polygamy is okay because I have somewhere around 493628472826 wives.
Abstinence is cool with me.
JUST PLZ LET MEH LURV YEW (oh god I'm so sorry =_=)Author's response
:D
YES
ALL THE YES IN THE WORLD
Well, I may have to ask my wife Lauren (she's a darling) but she's cool. She's probably okay with it.
Yeah, polygamy better be okay.
And hell yeah, abstinence is a must.
OKAY WAIT LET MEH LURV YEW TOO (don't be sorry) -
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(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-11-17 07:00:26 PM
Aw, I just checked this. You're so sweet, Meerah. ^_^
I totally ship me and you! Fiolee:3! And Patrick. Sigh. Yes. Just yes.
Whoo, go polygamy!
Now go audition for Ryan's girlfriend. :D
http://www.ficwad.com/story/205913Author's response
Aw, you're so sweet too! ^_^ -spreads my love all over your face-
(Wow, sorry, that seemed perverted.)
Yes! The ships! THE SHIPS!
Omg, so you're cool with that? YAYYY KELSEY COME JOIN OUR LITTLE LOVEFEST
I JUST auditioned! Aww thank you Lauren!
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(#) LETDOWNOFTHECENTURY 2012-11-29 04:19:23 PM
You sound amazing! :D I know how you feel about HS, it sucks balls. People can be assholes sometimes. :( I hated all 4 years of that. I just graduated, and thank god I am out! My mom even noticed all of my anger and frustration have gone away since I started college, its weird. well, I've gotta go now, I'm half awake. lol. xo JulesAuthor's response
EEP! Omg, thank you!
Yah, high school is just blegh right now. Bllllleeeeh.
Good for you, though! :D Can NOT wait till graduation.
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(#) Shell-bees 2012-12-07 04:13:50 PM
Heyyyy! Liked your profile!!Author's response
I FOUND YOU
I will warn you, I'm different on the internet. I seem way cooler, but you know me.