'I just about have a heart attack as I feel my butt start to vibrate...'
I stop and stare at Mikey. Why's he asking who Frank is? He knows about Frank right? Oh fuck, I didn't tell him did I... you moron Gerard.
Mikey looks like he's thinking before his face clouds over with realisation.
"Oh shit Gee, is he that new guy, the man-whore punk?"
I look at Mikey in disbelief...and they say he's the brains of the family.
"He used to go to the school with my mate Ashley. Real slut apparently- sleeps around and just generally causes trouble. He got kicked out of his last school for screwing a teaching assistant in the store cupboard or something"
But really; that can't be Frank... can it?
I'm about to inform my brother that frankly, that story sounds like a load of bullshit, when I just about have a heart attack as I feel my butt start to vibrate... The fuck? Oh, right, my phone's in my back pocket, and I'm being called. I see the familiar name flash up on the screen and answer without hesitation.
"Hey Ray, what's up?"
"Gee. Hi. Um so I just walked home with Frank." he says bluntly.
"Yes I know that Ray, you live near each other remember?" I say slowly in a 'not-patronising-at-all' voice, "You do know where you live don't you Ray?"
"Fuck you, Way"
I giggle; Ray's just so funny when he's trying to be angry...
"Sorry Raymond, do carry on"
I can feel his scowl.
"So anyway, we were walking home and Frank said something very weird... Really fucking weird actually"
"He said he likes you, he asked me whether I thought he would have a chance with you-"
"He said that?"
An scarily genuine evil grin sweeps over my face as I realise what has happened; he's set the ball rolling. It's so obvious- I know exactly what he's up to- Frank likes me, and I know exactly how to deal with him.
"Like I said, it's just the first step my friend... Just the first step"
It was so easy, I didn't even feel guilty when I 'confessed my true feelings' for Gerard. God, Ray's just so gullible; I swear he actually believed me when I told him the reason I got kicked out of my last school was that I actually planted a bomb in the science lab.
I laugh a little involuntarily. I can imagine It now: Gerard's face when Ray inevitably tells him of our little conversation on the way back from school. He'll go into meltdown for sure. I know his type; attracted to people like me (aka way out of their league) and willing to believe practically anything on the strength of a few good words and a bit of mindless flirting. If he thinks he's got a chance with me, he's wrong. He's my new toy, and I'll keep the game going until I decide to stop.
He'll never suspect a thing...
Yes yes it's freaking short I know, I've just been writing other stuff recently so this is taking a back seat for a while. I will keep updating, just less frequently etc etc. R&R thanks guys :)