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FITE ME IRL SANDY YOU WHORE

by atomickilljoy 3 reviews

HURRICANE SANDY IS A WHORE

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2012-10-29 - Updated: 2012-10-29 - 83 words

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FITE ME IRL SANDY DO U EVEN LIFT
HOLY SHIT LEAVES ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE
SANDY LIFTS GUYS
Sandy, I'm sorry. I withdraw my challenge.

Anyways, the winds got much more vicious and it's fucking with my Internet reception.
I really hope the power doesn't go out.
I'll have to pee in the dark.
The hurricane us about 100 miles away. It's pretty fucking large.
My wish of being in a hurricane is coming true.

The tap water is probably gonna be very dirty.
Ew.
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