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In The Judge Quarters
0 ReviewsThe judge gets so confused he has to call a recess, only to become more confused.
The courtroom erupted into chaos. The airline's lawyers were certain that they'd win because the judge was (in their narrow-minded view of things) an incompetent jackass who couldn't be bothered to learn his own court information. Izzy's lawyers were convinced that they'd win, because the judge had blatantly said if he decided to jail everyone who needed to piss, then they'd be locking away the entire world.
Meanwhile, the judge, Kaname Tosen, was just plain confused. In fact, Tosen had gotten himself so confused that he had to call a recces. Then, in leaving, he managed to walk into several walls, and finally the police officer in the corner had taken pity on him, and steered him into the judge's quarters by his elbow. Yes, his elbow.
While in there, Ichimaru took it upon himself to switch the white judge's wig that was covering Tosen's dreadlocks with one that was hot pink, and tell poor Tosen that the reason that the airline lawyers were trying to prosecute Izzy was because Izzy 'wuz a brutha', just like Tosen, and that the airlines were racist.
Tosen nearly hit the roof upon hearing this. Throughout the courthouse, a very loud, "LACK OF JUSTICE!" could be heard.
Meanwhile, the judge, Kaname Tosen, was just plain confused. In fact, Tosen had gotten himself so confused that he had to call a recces. Then, in leaving, he managed to walk into several walls, and finally the police officer in the corner had taken pity on him, and steered him into the judge's quarters by his elbow. Yes, his elbow.
While in there, Ichimaru took it upon himself to switch the white judge's wig that was covering Tosen's dreadlocks with one that was hot pink, and tell poor Tosen that the reason that the airline lawyers were trying to prosecute Izzy was because Izzy 'wuz a brutha', just like Tosen, and that the airlines were racist.
Tosen nearly hit the roof upon hearing this. Throughout the courthouse, a very loud, "LACK OF JUSTICE!" could be heard.
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