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Mama(For Pie Eaters)

by atomickilljoy 9 Reviews

A sad song about loosing weight after eating pie. Sung to the tune of Mama by My Chemical Romance.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2012/11/01 - Updated: 2012/11/01 - 366 words - Complete

Mama(For Pie Eaters)

Mama, they're ringing the bell
Mama, they're ringing the bell
And right now, I've ordered some more food aswell
Mama, they're ringing the bell


Oh, well now
Mama, I've ordered the pies
Mama, I've ordered the pies
Stop asking me questions
The fault was not all mine
Mama I've ordered the pies

And when they come don't beat me
Yeah, I thought the flyer said "Free"
Yeah, the pies have made us so chubby
We'll never lose this weight
And when it goes we'll just order more some pies

Mama, we're all full of pies
Mama, let's order some fries
And right now, they're building a treadmill our size
Mama, we're all full of pies

Well, mother what the pies did to my tounge and to my legs
You should've hid your credit card
I should've eaten salad instead
If you could order a big treadmill
We can lose the weight at once
We should've made,
We could've made a salad instead

And when they come don't beat me
Yeah, I thought the flyer said "Free"
Yeah, the pies have made us so chubby
We'll never lose this weight

She said "You ain't no son of mine
For what you've done they're gonna find
A place for you and your bandmates
At the gym to lose some weight"
But when it goes we'll just order some more pies
That's right

Mama, they're ringing the bell
Mama, they're ringing the bell
They're really quite pleasant
Except for their tone
Mama they're ringing the bell

2!
3!
4!

Mama!
Mama!
Mama!
Woah
Mama!
Mama!
Ma!

And if you would call me your trainer
I'd maybe then help you lose weight


But the shit I just ate
It's affecting my weight
You would cry out your eyes if you saw

We're doomed after all
Through fortune and flame we fall
And if you would stay
Then I, Gerard Way
Would give you some pies to take home

We all carry on(We all carry on)
When my brother and friends are gone(When my brother and friends are gone)
So raise your pie high
For tomorrow, we'll cry
While dragged to the gym to lose
Weight
Weight
Weight!
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