Fry-A & i accidentally eat hallucinogenic sushi. Fry-A, Bender, & i find a treasure map; characters from "American Dad" appear (slash fic; Shunsuke (me) + 8 versions of Fry + 2 versions of Bender)
(I Can) Dream About It
Baby Stop Stop Stop
I’m not fickle
But Don’t Stop Don’t Stop
It’s a lie
What a Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock
Stan, Roger, & Klaus from “American Dad” are in Antarctica. They’re trying to look for Francine, Hayley, Steve, & Jeff. Klaus is frozen in his fish bowl. Stan shouts “Help! My family has gone missing!” Roger says “We’re gonna become popsicles if we don’t find them soon.” They scream as they slide down snow & fall into a canyon. They’re trapped. They find their family frozen in ice but they can’t help free them. A blizzard arrives & freezes Stan, Roger, & Klaus in ice with their family. Their bodies are preserved for years. A group of researchers studying Antarctic wildlife finds them. They’re unfrozen. They return to Virginia. Their home hasn’t changed.
Shunsuke is wearing his moderate red jacket, white shirt, brilliant lime green diamond white gold ring, (lucky) moderate cerulean pants, tighty-whities with light goldish gray waistband, white socks with pink stripe & light gray lines around the heel & toes, & black shoes with light gray laces & goldish gray soles. Shunsuke thinks only having 1 pair of pants makes his romance more fun. Shunsuke, his lovers, & Trenton travel to Langley Falls, Virginia. They find the Smith family in the park. Shunsuke wants to prank Stan & Steve. Shunsuke gives Steve a small wedgie. Steve angrily says “Hey!” Shunsuke runs away & says “That’s what you get for being a d**k.” Shunsuke gives Stan a small wedgie. Stan angrily says “Grrr!” Shunsuke says “That’s what you get for mistreating others & being a shallow Republican!” Shunsuke runs away while Stan & Steve angrily chase him. He runs past Francine & says “You’re hot.” Francine says “Thank you!” Shunsuke gets exhausted & gives up in a field. Stan & Steve catch Shunsuke. They give him 7 wedgies, let go of his underpants, & walk away laughing. Stan says “That’s what you get for pranking us, dork!”
Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Zoidberg are riding on the band’s tour bus at night. The rest of the band is busy. Shunsuke says “Zoidberg, we’re totally out of food. Did you spend our grocery money on comic books again?” Zoidberg is reading a comic book while driving. He throws the comic out the open window to his left. Zoidberg says “Don’t be ridiculous! There’s plenty of stuff to eat around here.” He bites into a chocolate bar. Fry-A says “Yeah if you’re a cockroach.” Shunsuke says “Come on, Zoidberg. You’ve gotta feed us.” Fry-A says “Yeah. Quit being such a cheapskate & take us to a restaurant.” Zoidberg says “OK. Fine but don’t say I never did you any favors.” Zoidberg takes Shunsuke & Fry-A to a sushi shack called “THE BeLLy-UP” Zoidberg says “Here you go, boys. All the sushi you can eat for a buck.” Fry-A asks “Are we seriously gonna eat here?” Zoidberg says “Not ‘we’. You. I’m going to the steakhouse up the road. Pick you up in an hour.” Zoidberg drives away. Fry-A sighs & says “I don’t know what’s slimier: Zoidberg or a discount sushi bar?”
Shunsuke tries shrimp & tuna on rice. Shunsuke says “Mm. Zesty. This sushi has more kick than my bass drum.” Fry-A tries some of the shrimp sushi & says “Hey, you’re right. This stuff rocks.”
Zoidberg picks Shunsuke & Fry-A up after dinner. Shunsuke says “Whoa.” The interior of the tour bus now looks like the inside of a submarine. Fry-A asks “What did you do to this place?” Zoidberg starts driving & asks “What are you talking about?” Fry-A says “We’re talking about the freaky makeover you gave our pad.” Zoidberg asks “Uh ~ are you guys feeling okay?” His eyes & mouth break away from his face & float upward. Fry-A says “I’ve felt better & I’ve felt worse.” Fry-A & Shunsuke hug. Fry-A says “It’s getting really close in here.” Shunsuke says “Close ~ ?! Actually it’s claustrophobic!” An arrow on a panel moves downward from “SURFACE” to “SUBMERGE”. Shunsuke asks “Ever get that sinking feeling?” Fry-A & Shunsuke gasp from shock as they feel the bus begin to sink. They scream “Aaaaaaaaaah!” They look through windows & see they’re in an ocean. Fry-A says “Something tells me we’ve gone off the interstate.” They see a smiling tap dancing octopus wearing a black top hat & bow tie while holding a white cane & wearing 6 shoes. They hear a roar outside the bus. They look through windows on the other side of the bus. Shunsuke says “Look! Tiger shrimp!” The 2 shrimp have tiger heads, tiger paws, & shrimp bodies. Fry-A says “Shunsuke, look at this! A school of rock cod!” The 5 gray fish have bodies that resemble rocks. Shunsuke says “A school of mock fish!” The 3 fish have monkey faces. Fry-A says “Meow! Wow! A catfish!” The green fish has a cat’s face. A happy lobster with a black top hat & dark red bowtie walks by. Shunsuke says “Remind me not to ask this thing for a handout.” Fry-A says “Shunsuke, what are those things? Fiddler crabs?” 2 crabs play orange guitars. Shunsuke says “No, they’re rocker crabs. They wail.” The submarine passes by a large version of Zoidberg cutting a California roll with knifes. The large version of Zoidberg smiles as he holds out a plate of assorted sushi with his right claw. Shunsuke says “No more sushi!” Fry-A says “Never again!” The submarine passes by 14 swimming shrimp on rice sushi. The submarine passes by 15 fish lined up in a row. Fry-A asks “What was that?” Shunsuke says “Salmon roe.” The submarine crashes through a wall of tofu cubes. Fry-A says “Looks like we busted through a wall of bean curd.” Shunsuke says “Why soy-tainly.” Fry-A says “Hey! That was bean curd, not corn curd.” A whale with no flippers & teeth swallows the submarine. Shunsuke activates the emergency switch. Fry-A & Shunsuke look through some windows. Fry-A asks “Where are we?” Shunsuke says “I don’t know. Let’s -” They see Pinocchio with brown rabbit ears holding a sign that says “WILL BRAY FOR FOOD” & a fish skeleton in a bowl to his right. Shunsuke says “Yipes! Fry, if that’s Pinocchio, then we’re a whale’s lunch!” They freak out. Shunsuke says “Swallowed by an overgrown piece of sushi.” Fry-A says “How can we get out of here?”
Fry-A says “Hey! I got a cool idea!” Fry-A finds a small piece of light green food in the expeller tube. He says “Look, Shunsuke! Concentrated wasabi paste!” The paste is shot outside the submarine. The whale shoots the submarine out its blowhole. The submarine gets caught in seaweed & stops moving. A pair of chopsticks picks up the submarine. Shunsuke looks through a window & says “Oh my gosh! It’s the giant 1-eyed walrus!” Fry-A says “We’re gonna die!” The walrus bites into the submarine. Fry-A & Shunsuke scream “Aaaaaaaaaah!” as water pours into the submarine.
Fry-A & Shunsuke are covered with water while asleep on the floor. They wake up. Zoidberg says “Fry, Shunsuke, can you hear me? Snap out of it!” Zoidberg threw the water on them. Shunsuke & Fry-A get up & dry themselves. Fry-A angrily says “We were having a fever-induced nightmare from eating cheap sushi!” Zoidberg nervously back away from them & says “I was going to warn you guys not to eat at that place!” He gulps & says “What do you expect for a buck?” He breaks through a wall & runs away. Fry-A & Shunsuke chase him.
[Screen: Shunsuke & Fry-A in front of a white background]
Shunsuke says “Gosh, Fry! I sure learned something today. How about you?” Fry-A says “No doubt! Stay away from discount sushi!” Shunsuke says “It can be hazardous to your health!” Fry-A says “Not to mention the health of our cheapskate manager.” Zoidberg whimpers off-screen. Fry-A says “& that’s a lesson that rocks!”
The next day, Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Bender are riding on the band’s tour bus. The rest of the band is busy. Bender is driving. He parks the tour bus at a park. A white car passes by. A piece of paper flies out of the white car. Bender catches the paper. The paper is a treasure map. Shunsuke & his lovers get excited even though Shunsuke can use magic to obtain almost anything they want.
The tour bus parks at a rest stop so Shunsuke & his lovers can sleep. Fry-A places the map on a table & says “OK. We’ll leave the map here tonight.” Shunsuke says “Then tomorrow, we’ll follow it together.” Bender says “I can’t wait to share the treasure with my wonderful husbands.” Shunsuke & Fry-A strip down to their underpants. Shunsuke & his lovers smile, say “Good night” to each other, & pretend to sleep in a bed. Shunsuke sneaks out of bed & finds a private room. He gets dressed & thinks to himself “I’m not gonna share.” Shunsuke breaks the 4th wall & says “What? Can’t a boy be sweet & greedy?” Bender sneaks out of bed & uses vanishing cream to hide himself. He doesn’t realize the vanishing cream expires 20 seconds after applying. Fry-A also sneaks out of bed. The vanishing cream expires as Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Bender walk into the room with the map. They point at each other & say “You 2 were trying to steal my map!” They grab the map but accidentally rip it. The map is now in 3 pieces. Bender starts crying. Fry-A says “The map! It’s ruined!” Shunsuke says “Maybe it’s not too late. Look!” Bender stops crying. Shunsuke tapes the pieces of the map together & fixes it. Shunsuke says “See? We can still find the treasure. We just have to stick together like the great husbands we are.” Shunsuke runs away & says “Psyche!” Fry-A & Bender chase him.
Fry-A finds Shunsuke. Shunsuke nervously says “Hi, Fry.” Fry-A says “Hi, Shunsuke.” He gives him a lot of wedgies, strips him down to his underpants, & places him on the rounded top of a flagpole. He takes away his pitchfork to make getting down from the flagpole difficult. Fry-A takes the map & drives away on a motorcycle. Bender passes by in a helicopter & uses a claw to take the map. Shunsuke doesn’t wanna get off the flagpole soon but he wants the map. He somehow gets off the flagpole, puts his clothes back on, finds Bender, & builds a tall brick wall. The helicopter crashes into the wall. Shunsuke takes the map from Bender as he falls to the ground. Fry-A rides up the side of the wall & takes the map. He realizes he’s about to fall into THE WET OCEAN. With the press of a moderate green button on the left handle, the motorcycle turns into a boat. Shunsuke passes by on a boat & takes the map. Bender takes the map as Shunsuke passes by. Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Bender are together again. The map took them to the park where they found the map. Shunsuke gasps & angrily says “We’re right back where we started!” Fry-A angrily says “What kind of 2nd-rate pirates buried this treasure anyway? This stupid map has been leading us in circles!” A man says “That’s because it isn’t a treasure map.” The man holds up the treasure map & says “It’s a piece of modern art. It blew out of my motor car & I’ve been searching for it ever since.” Fry-A says “Modern art? How can that be modern art? Modern art is where everything’s all flat, the perspective is wack, & stuff is just freaky looking.” The man says “I was offering a reward but since it’s ripped, it’s worthless. Bye ~ !” He drives away. Bender starts crying. Shunsuke says “Don’t cry, Bender. We may not be rich but at least we’re still lovers.” Fry-A says “We should never let anything come between us again.” Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Bender apologize to each other.
I’m gettin’ high on estimation
One and one is two
And in my approximation
I think I’m fallin’ in love with you
Shunsuke & his lovers are in the living room at their grayish gold wall estate. They’re sitting on the grayish apple green couches. Shunsuke gets an idea. He says “I realized something. I’m gonna travel to the past. I’ll be back soon.” Fry-A asks “What for?” Shunsuke says “You’ll see.” Shunsuke turns the hand on his clock & travels to the time when the “Futurama” characters were recording “The Late Philip J. Fry”. Before Fry, Bender, & Farnsworth are killed, Shunsuke freezes time. Fry, Bender, & Farnsworth look confused. Shunsuke appears & says “I’m from the future. If you wanna live, follow me.” They follow Shunsuke as he time travels. Shunsuke says “Before I take us to our destination, I need to save others.” Farnsworth asks “Who are you saving?” Shunsuke says “Leela. I have to save her 3 times.” Farnsworth asks “Will that affect the future?” Shunsuke says “No. I wouldn’t have needed to save you guys if I wasn’t placed on the wedgie bounce device every time you recorded Futurama.” Fry says “The staff doesn’t want you ruining the recording or disagreeing with something.”
Shunsuke arrives at the time Futurama Comics #41 was produced. Shunsuke finds Leela before Nixon confronts her. Shunsuke says “Stop!” before she enters the cabin. Leela asks “Why are you here?” Shunsuke says “I wasn’t able to save you before but now I can.” Shunsuke uses his wand to make the drink’s effects wear off. The campers are saved.
Shunsuke arrives at the time Futurama Comics #54 was produced. Shunsuke says “Hey, Leela.” Leela asks “Why are you here now?” Shunsuke says “I’m gonna save you again. Someone is trying to kidnap you.” Shunsuke swings his wand & makes the Westminsterian that tries to take Leela leave the comet.
Shunsuke arrives at the time Futurama Comics #62 was produced. After Fry & Bender are confined to their rooms, Shunsuke confronts Leela. Leela asks “Are you here to save me again?” Shunsuke says “Yep. You would’ve gotten amnesia if you went out there cos Zoidberg was accidentally gonna make the ship move. Don’t worry about the gem. I already sent it to Planet Express.” Leela says “Thank you for saving me, Shunsuke.” Shunsuke says “No problem.”
Farnsworth meets his duplicate & helps him set up his new life. Shunsuke returns to the estate with the Fry & Bender duplicates. Duplicate Fry says “Whoa. There’s 7 more versions of me.” Duplicate Bender says “There’s another version of me, too.” Fry-A says to Shunsuke “Thank you for saving them, Shunsuke!” Shunsuke says “No problem.” The Fry & Bender duplicates marry Shunsuke.
One and one is two
Two and two is four
I’ll love you for evermore
One and two is three
I think we got company
And I don’t want no company
So get ‘em out the way now
Put away your pencils
Put away your slide rule
I can teach you more about love
Than you’ll ever learn at school
Hey hey hey it’s my love calculator
And it all adds up to I love you
Shunsuke’s lovers talk to each other while Shunsuke is sitting on a couch. They approach him. Fry-A asks “Shunsuke, can you stand up & turn your back towards us?” Shunsuke says “OK.” He stands up & turns his back towards them. All of Shunsuke’s lovers have the same favorite phrase. Fry-G & Bender-B say their favorite phrase as they repeatedly wedgie Shunsuke, pulling to heights approaching his shoulder blades & exposing the leg holes. Shunsuke is really embarrassed. The rest of Shunsuke’s lovers are laughing hysterically. Fry-G says “Awesome! He isn’t resisting!” Shunsuke says “I never resist.” Bender-B says “Heh, heh! That’s cool!” They pull down his pants & continue to wedgie him. Shunsuke & his lovers are having a lot of fun. They’re getting really turned on. Fry-G & Bender-B place Shunsuke on the wall attachment by the back of his underpants. Shunsuke happily asks "Fry-G, Bender-B, would you like to hear my biggest secret?” Fry-G & Bender-B happily say “Yes!” Shunsuke says “I love when you guys take my clothes & give me wedgies.” Fry-G & Bender-B smile & happily say “Awesome!” Shunsuke also smiles. They let him down after a couple of minutes.
Bender-A says “Now you got 10 husbands that love taking your clothes & giving you wedgies, Shunsuke. Considering how many wedgies you got when you were married to just Fry-A & the fact you get them every day, at least 1,000 at night, now you’re gonna get a lot almost continuously forever.” Shunsuke says “Yay ~ !” Shunsuke & his lovers smile. Shunsuke’s lovers are glad Shunsuke doesn’t care about spending most of his day getting humiliated. Shunsuke will always love when they take his clothes & give him wedgies.
I never learnt my six times tables
But we’re having a real good time
I never learned to add or minus
Nothing babe will ever divide us
Fry-A is lying on a couch with an amberish gray pillow behind his back while wearing his white shirt & tighty-whities with apple greenish gray waistband. Shunsuke walks into the living room while carrying a grayish sea green pillow under his right arm & wearing his light gray shirt & light yellowish gray briefs. Shunsuke & Fry-A are turned on. Shunsuke lies down next to Fry-A. They have a romantic make-out session. They smile & hug. Together, they find the rest of their lovers & make out with them.
Love calculator love
It adds up to I love you
Shunsuke & his band record an acoustic pop song.
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Harmony: Bender Bending Rodriguez-A, Amy Wong, & Turanga Leela
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Acoustic Guitar: Calista Sunshine Reality
Arp String Ensemble: Hermes Conrad
Maraca: B.R. McKay-A & B.R. McKay-1
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Hammond Organ B3: Hubert J. Farnsworth
Piano: John A. Zoidberg
Strange Echoes: Kif Kroker