I'm late as hell for this but each time I tried to upload it, half of it disappeared into some faraway ficwad trashcan galaxy. I'll try again.
Username: jack-the-ripper, ugh, I wish I could change it.
Country: I'm going to keep my location a secret. No, not because I'm some fifty-year-old pedophile trying to hunt down pwetty little ladies. Other reasons.
City: Same. It starts with a V. If you guess it, I'll buy you a night with a classy prostitute. Two impossibilities in the same sentence, yeah, the odds are against you..
Relationship status: Married.. Seriously, am I the only married one here?
(I don't know if I should change this. I'm still married, right, though I live by myself now and haven't seen my husband in a while? Yeah? Okay good.)
Picture of yourself (optional): (Please use tinypic.com for this) let's see if these work.
There's one - http://tinypic.com/r/35iugwj/6
Here's another one - http://tinypic.com/r/j60fsz/6
And a third one (I put that smiley on my sister's face, I didn't feel comfortable uploading a pic of her face) - http://tinypic.com/r/343m1le/6
Favourite musicians/bands: Ohh too many to list, really.
My Chemical Romance, obviously, but I tell ya these are in no specific order.
Sex Pistols stole my heart when I was a kid and there was no way back from the infamous road of punk, which also includes the Ramones and other such classics. Then there's Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins (and other bands that have a few mutual characteristics - whiney-voiced lead singer, multileveled lyrics with twisted beauty and ohmygod this is gonna take forever so I'll just stop) I love Green Day, AFI, Prodigy, Queen, Nine Inch Nails, the Raconteurs, Oasis, Black Flag, Bouncing Souls, Blue October,.... So many yet my brain completely shuts off when I have to name a few. OH, JANIS JOPLIN!
And recently I've added to my endless list of things I like this band called the Blackout. from Wales. But mainly jut cause I took my sisters to see them at a festival and snuck the girls close enough to a fence that in fact was a pass-way for the famous. I can detect those things, I'm tellin ya, I've got this freaking sixth sense or something cause I always know where to look or just randomly bump into celebs. Anywhooo, I accidentaly got into a fight with the lead singer (which is typical me and my little sisters declared me as the most embarrassing big sister on earth. oopsie) after which this guy stuck his tongue out at me. So he's on my good side now, cause I consider sticking out your tongue a fucking epic end to a fight.
My sisters disagreed.