Categories > Original > Humor > HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

IT'S NOT OVER YET

by atomickilljoy 11 Reviews

GAHAHAHAHAHAH

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2012/11/05 - Updated: 2012/11/05 - 119 words

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FUCK
On Wednesday, there's supposed to be a huge snow storm over here in the U.S.
We're STILL recuperating from the hurricane.
Fuck.


I'm here, eating yogurt because I can't stand up.
I tripped before my 9th period class today on the stairs. Ever since, my toe feels broken and my knee feels bashed up.
I had to walk and run home and get on a crowded bus, even! My toe feels like shit.
It's okay.

When I was 6, I had to walk half a mile with a broken leg.
I survived that.

Anywho,
I'M FLEEING TO LONDON BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER OVER HERE!
PENINA(tmbfucks), GET YOUR GUEST ROOM OR BASEMENT OR ATTIC READY
HERE I COME
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