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A love-hate story including homicide.
You know what else she hared? Max.
Well Max just so happens to be her exboyfriend, who loves turtles.
Max also hated turtles, until his grandmother got him once for his birthday one year.
Then he fell in love with the little green and made sure to feed him everyday
before he went to classes at his local high school.
Fiona was his girlfriend, of course, and one day decided that shell was going to be hers,
She poisoned the turtles food, and when Max had a funeral, marked the spot of the lone animal.
at midnight, the day after, she came back, dug up the box, and ripped the animal out of its environment, putting the dirt back.
Max, when he came over a few days later, recognized the shell and was terrified, calling it off with Fiona
Fiona then proceeded to tear Max's spine out
And now has a boa for her neck made out of human spine, and an ash tray made out of said spine's pet's turtle.
Lovely story, huh?