Let's pop the cork off this motherfucker.
(Guess who's back...)
Been a while, hasn't it? How are things? How are the kids? In jail, you say? Marvellous! That means they won't be in the way.
I've been off this site for a long time. Too long, you might say, since in the past few months I seem to have regained a sliver of my sanity. That ends today! In about one hour, my friend Anna (Colorblind_) and I are going to be hosting a tinychat.
Hitch up your stockings, ladies. Shit's gonna get weird. Possibly even a little traumatizing. Just a bit.
Boom bam, bitches. Make mama proud.