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two pushy virgins try to remain virgins

The title. My Ryan Ross fantasy. (Finally decided to post this! Sorry it sucks, but the others should get better. Hopefully.)

Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2012/11/12 - Updated: 2012/11/13 - 1758 words

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• Miranda's sexual fantasies... lol haha jk

  (#) atomickilljoy 2012-11-12 08:22:15 PM

  I died.
  I love this.
  XD
  This is hilarious.
  FUCK HOMEWORK
  I DON'T CARE ABOUT GUYS IN WHITE WIGS GAAAAH

  Author's response

  Omg, really?
  THANK U BBYGURL
  
  YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SISTER
  I see you're learning... U.S. History? Ewww
  Glad you liked it. :)
  
  (Did you notice the SHEER AMOUNT OF BOBIFER in there? You created Ryan the Pushy Virgin and you asked to be in the story so, there you go honey. You might not be in a lot after this one though, because I'm weird and I need to keep a balance, if that makes sense.)

• Miranda's sexual fantasies... lol haha jk

  (#) atomickilljoy 2012-11-13 03:15:27 AM

  It's cool, yo.
  GAAAAAAHHHHHH
  YOU NOW LOVE WHAT I CREATED
  :D

  Author's response

  Hold up.
  You're an author. You write stories. Technically, you "create" them.
  I read the stories. I love the stories.
  Therefore, I basically love a lot of the stuff you create.
  :D

• Miranda's sexual fantasies... lol haha jk

  (#) Sam41 2012-11-13 05:22:05 PM

  That akward moment when 2 pushy virgins almost fuck each other xD RYAN IF YOU HURT HER IMMA NEUTER YOU!..while you're AWAKE

  Author's response

  Aww, I love how concerned you are.
  -hugs-
  But.... I'd rather you don't neuter him... not while he's awake, either... I mean, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABSTINENT FOREVER
  
  -looks around quickly-
  -locks door-
  My dad would totally neuter him.
  (You could just sick Kassper on him. :D)

• Miranda's sexual fantasies... lol haha jk

  (#) Sam41 2012-11-14 09:35:28 PM

  DAFUQ?!
  -groans tiredly- Fuck Kassper shut the hell up
  WHY
  Sleep
  Juuuuuusssssttt slleeeep
  mhmmm
  But who with the what now
  Kill Ryan if he hurts Miranda
  Is she the one who thinks I'm funny?
  Kass, everyone thinks you're funny
  And everyone thinks you're a dumbass
  Okay, yeah Imma dumbass -rolls over nodding-
  Wow, you are tired...you agreed with me..HISTORY IN THE MAKING FOR DUMBASSES EVERYWHERE

  Author's response

  OMFG SAM I LOVE YOU
  I can't right now
  Fucking can't

• Miranda's sexual fantasies... lol haha jk

  (#) KelseyChem 2012-11-15 07:11:37 AM

  Pffftchnnkhahahahaha
  ABSTINENCE!

  Author's response

  :)
  Yeah, if you read some of AJ's (atomickilljoy) earlier stories, she created the idea of Ryan Ross being a pushy virgin. I fell in lust with him (er, love... yeah) and now I ship my OC with him (I DIDN'T STEAL HIM AJ IS TOTALLY OKAY WITH IT)

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