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Sam VS. Kassper

by Sam41 3 reviews

The title says it all, the arguements I get into with my alter-ego

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Published: 2012-11-13 - Updated: 2012-11-14 - 389 words

3Funny
Fuck really? You're making a fic outta this?!
YES I AM
Well at least explain what's going on so we don't look like druggies talking to ourselves
FINE OKAY CHILL

So I'm Sam
Kassper
Kass is my MCR writing alter-ego
WHO FUCKING HATES POP/HIP HOP
Yeah
And Sam's my bitch
FUCK YOU NO!
Anywhore(cough Kass cough) Kassper will be talking in bold and I will be normal writi-
YOU CALL ME A WHORE?!
THEN STOP CALLING ME YOU'RE BITCH
FUCKER! We're through.
"I've got shit to doooooooooooo"
Really?
What?
You quote song lyrics when I'm being serious
I am being very serious
Oh really now? BALLS
Hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...balls
HA NO SERIOUSNESS AT ALLLL
There was a hint of serious in that
Where?
AT THE CORNER OF FUCK OFF AND GET A MAP
Ahh good movie
"HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY"
And you're a whore
D':
YOU CALLED ME A WHORE! That's Karma
Oh yeah I remember 
Oh yeah what's the saying
Kassper's a bitch
Fuck really? Hun you don't wanna fight with a voice in your head
Why not?
Because one day you're going to be screaming out loud and people will think your a schizo
Oh yeah...
Should we like, be friends again?
No it's funnier if we totally hate each other
OKAY FINE
Fine
Fine
Fine
Fine
Fine
Fine
Fine
FINE
FINE
WE DESERVE A 5 RATING HUH
I WOULD THINK SO
AND IF WE DON'T GET IT
WE'LL BE FRIENDS AND NICE AND BORING UNTIL WE DO
FINE LET ME ASK
WHY YOU
Cause everyone loves me
People love me too
Keep telling yourself that
Sure
You're parents don't even love you more than me
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST
But they still like me better
Kassssppper stop hating
But hate makes stuff funny
Really
Yeah now Sam shut up and let me speak to my readers
But technically their my read-
SAM WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
Okay so like I said, hate makes things funny
This going green helps the hate
This doesn't go green
No more hate

Here see what this would be like without hate

Kass shut up!
-stays quiet-
Thank you
No prob

SEE?! It's boring and all fake
Kind of ironic that we're like the same person, but we totally hate each other
Eh it makes things interesting
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