- Don't make a 'mittstake'. Vote Obama.
Author's responseI LOL'D HARD
I LOVE THIS, USED THIS, AND HERE WAS MY CLASS'S REACTIONS
"OHHHHH SHE VIOLATED ROMNEY, YO"
"Dammit, I should've used that!"
It wasn't my slogan, but I used it! :D
OH MY FREAKING LORD
I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW OMG
-rolls around on bed, gasping-
(Hey that looked like a sexual innuendo.)
Sorry, I got nothin', sweetheart.
A vote for Obama is a vote for gay sex.
(Okay I'm sorry, I really don't know anything to give you.)
Author's responseBUTT SEX :D
(#) CarcinoGeneticist 2012-11-13 07:28:15 PMA vote for Obama is a vote for your mama. Yeah, that's right, the man iced Osama, and he ain't no drama whore no ain't no prima donna, huh, that's right Romney, we're looking at you.
messin up the economy for the sake of the monopoly of the rich straight-ass matrimony.
Romney ain't go no flow, he ain't got no rhyme, but Obama got flow like Ghostbusters got slime,
Sexist, straight up,
women home at five,
Obama helps the women,
so he gets my respect
to interact, in all sorts of dialect.
So help the baby mama and teach the kids how to use the comma and a vote for the black man
is a vote for the American...WAY!
Author's responseHAHA I'M DYING OHMYGOSH
- AJ use CarcinoGeneticist's thing BECAUSE IT'S PERFECT, WOW OMG CAN YOU RECORD THAT ON YOUR DEBUT ALBUM
AS A RAP SONG
aww thanks Sam. :3
wow I wanna live in Canada, then I can support beavers.
WHO WANTS TO DO A SINGING PART?
- Fuck it. I'm from Texas (yee-haw, motherfuckers) but I'll still support beavers.
When I run for president, I can be from the Beaver Party.
Ooh, I can legalize beaver marriage.
AND beavers can smoke marijuana if they want too.
And they also get health benefits and welfare.
I'LL BE YOUR VICE PRESIDENT
WE'LL BAN ONE DIRECTION
AND SAY IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONALITY