"Frank, are you into my sister?"
- The party continued to go well for a few hours. Couples talked and danced, the band discussed where they were going with their career, and Brittany and Frank continued ignoring each other.
Gerard was smiling and chatting with his girlfriend when he heard a whisper from the bushes.
He excused himself from the conversation and walked hesitantly towards the shrub. "Yeah....?"
A hand reached out suddenly and pulled him inside. No one saw, no one heard him squeal.
Inside the bush, a young girl was quick to explain. "I'm Miranda, from an alternate dimension. I've been observing your story and I'm here to tell you that your hunch is correct, your best friend and sister are totally hot for each other and have been having sex."
Gerard absorbed this. Then he stormed out of the bush. Miranda slowly smiled.
"Frank! Have you been fucking my little sister?"
Frank's face grew white, and he clutched his beer tightly. He giggled nervously. "What the hell, man? That's bullshit."
Brittany ran over and nodded, wide eyed. "That's completely unreasonable!" Then Kasey stood up.
"Brittany, you said you were done lying. It's true!" Everyone gasped. "They have sex!"
The Way brothers tackled Frank. Brittany dragged her boyfriend out and as her brothers got up, confused, she and Frank broke a run for it and rode a majestic unicorn into the sunset. "Sayonara, motherfuckers!" They screamed.
"That's my unicorn!" Mikey yelled angrily.
Author's responselmfao! I absolutely loved this! You are my hero!
- It's really a great thing Frank and Brittany had a fight. Like, seriously. It means they will probably have angry make up sex later. I like that in a relationship. And to those two I would just like to say: fight all you want, you can't deny the fact that you're in love. That's right, you dumb fucks. You're in such deep messy love pit that you can't even handle it.
Mirazal's thing up there ^ makes me happy because unicorns and also because it fits. Kind of :D It's funny. Kudos.
You know that thing when you're watching horror movies and the characters are being so dumb and you just want to scream at them 'DON'T FOLLOW THAT BLOODY TRAIL THAT LEADS INTO A DARK BASEMENT YOU SICK BASTARD YOU'LL GET KILLED'?? That's kind of how I feel reading this story :D In a totally good way, though. I love it that those two are so in love with each other but they both deny it because of some simple reason like years of despising each other or some shit... But at the same time I just want to kick them both in the nuts (and female nuts). You know?
In conclusion, I rather enjoyed this chapter. It was intense.
And Amy needs to drown in a pool of acid for flirting so shamelessly with Frank.